Social Update on the sandwich deli girl

I like that you found her Facebook, the girl will really like that you took the time to search through the internet to find her… you probably had some mutual friends with her father that made it easier but the gesture alone shows you care.

I believe the next step would be finding out where she lives and surprising her at home with the letter .
 
Yo TS I went on my daily McDonald's trip got my McDoubles cyattie who bring di bag always be callin' me by name askin' #wagwan says hi to di kids tell dem enjoy di nuggets dis tayum tho my latina wife was wif me n mcdo gyal nah say NOTHIN' fam just "iight enjoy"

point is just shoot ur shot again fam nvr kno til its too late even MJ missed shots he nah stop tryin' tho
 
What you have to lose: dignity, face and your favorite deli.

What you can win: the love of your life, seks with a young hottie, and at bare minimum the certainty that you won't live in regret for the (second) shot you didn't take.
And the most important thing, material for a legendary Mayberry thread when you come back here with the results of you asking her out for a second time.

YOLO
 
Slothbroth said:
Even top shelf dudes can't keep a woman.
Jeff Bezos - cheating, ties to Epstein island. is now dating a plastic lizard with boob implants
Tom Brady - cheating
Elon Musk - cheating and insufferable cunt
Brad Pitt - beating, allegedly
Michael Jordan - cheating
Scotty Pippen - cheating
Kevin Costner - cheating
Ben Affleck - cheating
Will Smith - Jada has been psychologically abusing him since the honeymoon and cheated
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Added clarity to your list.

It's a lot easier to maintain a stable marriage when you're not cheating on your wife or beating her.

And if your wife keeps cheating on you while saying she wishes you were dead instead of Tupac, the love of her life, get a fuckin divorce man.

The only woman who's gonna stay with you forever while you keep cheating on her is a gold digger who signed a prenup and knows she can't initiate divorce.
 
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Brother some girls just love the attention. You shouldn’t be feeling like this about a girl who’s at work serving you

Ask her out and if she says no act like you don’t give a shit and stop going there

Edit: or alternatively intentionally don’t go for a while and see if she gives some sort of sign that she realises it’s slipping away and THEN make your move and pretend you’re moving on for some reason
 
bean88 said:
Brother some girls just love the attention. You shouldn’t be feeling like this about a girl who’s at work serving you
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The girl is 20 so it's possible that a young girl just like attention from an older guy she's not ever going to actually go out with.
 
shunyata said:
Added clarity to your list.

It's a lot easier to maintain a stable marriage when you're not cheating on your wife or beating her.

And if your wife keeps cheating on you while saying she wishes you were dead instead of Tupac, the love of her life, get a fuckin divorce man.

The only woman who's gonna stay with you forever while you keep cheating on her is a gold digger who signed a prenup and knows she can't initiate divorce.
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Brady didn’t cheat he lost his family to football
 
Dude just bite the bullet and ask her out for drinks and dinner.
She is probably WAITING for you to do that and is wondering why you haven't yet .

You cannot fear rejection or "wrecking it".

Failure to act on your instincts . .. is a crime and you'd regret it for life .

Just have some courage and ask her what night she has off work and take her out .be confident and expect her to say "yes, sure". Girls like a confident man.
 
Doughie99 said:
Dude just bite the bullet and ask her out for drinks and dinner.
She is probably WAITING for you to do that and is wondering why you haven't yet .

You cannot fear rejection or "wrecking it".

Failure to act on your instincts . .. is a crime and you'd regret it for life .

Just have some courage and ask her what night she has off work and take her out .be confident and expect her to say "yes, sure". Girls like a confident man.
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She’s not old enough for drinks … could prolly go to Chuck E. Cheese or something though
 
Slothbroth said:
I don't know what to do.

I might be. I haven't been formally diagnosed but I'm socially a little awkward sometimes. Other times I feel like I handle some social situations better than other people. If the answer is obvious to you then I am all ears to any advice you have.

Part of me wants to ask her out again but I don't want to ruin things. You had to experience that look she gave me yesterday. I was just looking down at my sandwich when she greeted me. She was saying something to me with her eyes and smile.
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Oh good god.

I could give you advice on picking up younger women, but I'm choosing to see how this plays out without interference out of morbid curiosity
 
Fuzzybabyducks said:
I like that you found her Facebook, the girl will really like that you took the time to search through the internet to find her… you probably had some mutual friends with her father that made it easier but the gesture alone shows you care.

I believe the next step would be finding out where she lives and surprising her at home with the letter .
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Yep.

Try the line " I find your gentle snoring and the way you roll over cute"
 
you guys are acting like you were never infatuated.

last time i was infatuated like that, I actually had a plan to go to where the woman lives, dress up as the easter bunny, knock on her bedroom window and when she looks, she'll see me beating my meat. I mean, honestly, no one would ever believe her and I was really obsessed with that girl. Shoulda done it, at least I'll admit it, dude, you're not alone. Go for it while your out of the resthome.
 
mozfonky said:
you guys are acting like you were never infatuated.

last time i was infatuated like that, I actually had a plan to go to where the woman lives, dress up as the easter bunny, knock on her bedroom window and when she looks, she'll see me beating my meat. I mean, honestly, no one would ever believe her and I was really obsessed with that girl. Shoulda done it, at least I'll admit it, dude, you're not alone. Go for it while your out of the resthome.
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It's nice to see you finally got out of prison sherbro, we missed you!
 
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