Elections Trump Indicted On 91 Counts

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[curryjunkie]

It depends on the poster. Arguing with Whippy is a complete waste of time. Better to make fun of him for being constantly wrong. At least idrank is funny, and pretty much always aligns himself with the facts.

 

[curryjunkie]

oh for fuck sakes. looks like that kari lake appeal of some frivolous 2022 bullshit that got laughed out of court was the blockbuster news that was supposed to shock the world.

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Mike Lindell's and Kari Lake's 'explosive' new evidence of election skullduggery goes pffft​

After nearly a week of Mike Lindell hype, Kari Lake and Mark Finchem file their "explosive' appeal to the U.S. Supreme Court. And oh yeah, buy some sheets.​

Kari Lake and Mark Finchem continue their quest to outlaw Arizona’s vote counting machines, telling the U.S. Supreme Court they have “new evidence” that merits a "do-over" hand recount of the 2022 election.

All week long, MyPillowCEO Mike Lindell, who is underwriting their lawsuit, has been claiming to have found “the most explosive evidence ever!”.

“It's going to be the biggest thing ever, and we are going to save this country!" he said on Steve Bannon’s War Room podcast over the weekend.

By Thursday, he’d upgraded his promise to one of global import.“It’s going to shock the world,” he told Bannon, adding that people should buy some his percale sheets to pass out to their friends along with the Supreme Court appeal. ("Get ‘em for everybody you know. Tell them about the Supreme Court case and here’s a set of sheets for you.”)

Strange, after reading the 52-page appeal – sans sheets -- I didn’t feel a shock. Not even a slight zap.

Neither, apparently, did Maricopa County Recorder Stephen Richer.

“Nothing new,” he told me on Friday. “Same old crazy. Zero percent chance the United States Supreme Court decides to spend its very limited time on something so crazy that it got sanctioned to the tune of $100,000-plus at the trial court level.”

Lake and Finchem -- then candidates for governor and secretary of state and now candidates for the U.S. Senate and state Senate -- sued the state and Maricopa County in April 2022, asking a judge to bar the machine counting of votes in the 2022 election.

In their lawsuit, they claimed that even if the tabulation machines weren't hacked, they could be hacked and there's no way to verify the machine count unless we start voting with paper ballots.

Never mind that Arizona already uses paper ballots and in fact requires a hand count of a random sample of those ballots, to verify the machine count.

U.S. District Court John J. Tuchi threw out their lawsuit in August 2022 and later slapped the Lake/Finchem lawyers with sanctions and the county’s $122,000 legal bill for their “frivolous” waste of court time and taxpayer money.

To prevail, Tuchi said they’d have to not only prove that tabulation machines have security flaws but that someone actually manipulated the results to change the outcome of the election.

The 9th Circuit U.S. Court of Appeals upheld Tuchi’s dismissal in October, noting the lawsuit “relies on a ‘long chain of hypothetical contingencies’ that have never occurred in Arizona.”

Put another way, a conspiracy must be more than a figment of your imagination — or a marketing scheme to sell sheets — if you want the courts to take you seriously.

Lake and Finchem, in their Thursday appeal to the Supreme Court, say they now have new evidence that warrants a hand recount of the 2022 election and all future elections.

Funny thing. Their new evidence sounds pretty much like the same old Maricopa-County-is-the-devil argument they’ve been making since Trump lost Arizona in 2020… altered software, faulty testing, coverups, the usual stuff the courts have rejected.

Add to that now skullduggery apparently afoot at Dominion Voting Systems. Lake and Finchem, in their appeal, say Dominion configured its tabulation machines in 30 states in such a way that hackers or Dominion workers intent on mischief can easily gain access to balloting.

“While this (security) breach has the game-changing magnitude of the Allies’ deciphering Germany’s ENIGMA machine in World War II, it is far worse,” the appeal says. “Dominion leaves the decryption keys bare, in plain text.

“Embedded Dominion employees or any malicious actor who knows where to look can gain total access and control over an election. It is like a bank telling the public they have the most secure vault in the world, and then taping the combination on the wall next to the vault door.

“Even worse, key logging features that would record system activity showing such control can also be manipulated or disabled, thereby rendering any penetration of this system nearly undetectable.”

I don’t know whether this rises to the level of explosive ENIGMA-level spy stuff that'll shock the world. Or whether it is even true. They don't appear to offer any source for their claim in the 210 pages filed with the Supreme Court..

What I do know is that this appeal still doesn’t offer any evidence that Dominion’s machines – the ones the county and various independent experts have said were not connected to the internet -- were hacked.

Still the Lake/Finchem attorneys insist it should be enough not only for a “do-over” hand count of Arizona’s 2022 election but also an end to the machine tabulation of votes in America.

"The weakness in voting infrastructure requires resolution before the 2024 election," their appeal says. "Without resolution, election results in the numerous states with Dominion voting machines—at the very least—cannot be trusted."

At least, not without a new set of sheets.

Mike Lindell's and Kari Lake's 'explosive' new evidence of election skullduggery goes pfft

Opinion: After nearly a week of Mike Lindell hype, Kari Lake and Mark Finchem file their 'explosive' appeal to the U.S. Supreme Court.

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thas the bombshell we were all waiting on. a bunch of shit that was already laughed out of court they are trying to appeal to the scotus. meaning they dont get to retry the case or even put forward any new evidence or testimony. what a bunch of nonsense. this is the last time that i'll ever buy wolf tickets from a crackhead.

oh for fuck sakes. i was more amped up for the big mike lindell announcement than the fani willis ruling. what a bunch of horsefeathers. i havent been this disappointed since the spice girls disbanded.

dominion getting more dollar signs in another defamation suit?

 

[Paynebringer]

mike pence just came out and said he cannot in good conscience endorse donald trump in his campaign. not surprising after trump tried to get him lynched.

That's 2X now he's found his backbone maybe still some hope for him yet.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

dominion getting more dollar signs in another defamation suit?

big banks have already debanked him, big credit has decredited him, big box stores have boxed up all of his products and shipped it all back to him, big malls have closed down all of his shops, big news media has pulled all of his advertising. at this point what the hell has he got to lose? may as well just dump all of his cash on crack, spend whatevers left on trump NFT's and smoke the rest of his money away and continue to defame dominion just for his own sadistical pleasure.

big justice and big voting can't just cancel him and take all of his money if he doesnt have any money left to take right? whats a 1.8 billion dollar lawsuit compared to a million dollar lawsuit or a 58 quadrillion dollar lawsuit if the crackhead is already broke?

 

[44nutman]

oh jesus. it just came in now. this is what the pillow grifter was hyping up?



fuck me for allowing myself to get hyped for this announcement that was going to "shock the world." what a joke.

they got me fellas. i've been had.

this is a joke right?

Lindell selling Kraken Tickets.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

peter navarro is now asking the supreme court to come to his rescue after the district and circuit courts told him to fuck off.

i guess if SCOTUS decides to take this matter up and rule in his favor, then they've just established a precedent and nobody should ever answer to a congressional subpoena again and cite Navarro vs United States of America as their legal grounds to ignore it.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

lol they have now reduced themselves to begging their supporters for 12 dollars.

nvm. i seen the account name. but funny joke nonetheless.

 

[Loiosh]

they have now reduced themselves to begging their supporters for 12 dollars.

 

[mixmastermo]

Don Jr here is so passionate about this he looks like he wants to cry



Ohhh maybe it's because he realized he no longer has an inheritance.

 

[LangfordBarrow]

Don Jr here is so passionate about this he looks like he wants to cry



Ohhh maybe it's because he realized he no longer has an inheritance.

Sell me a tie or a steak at least. Now the MerchMaster is just expecting donations. What is this world coming to???

 

[PEB]

Why do they keep calling the orange troll President lol. This is not surprising and funny how the Republicans who are leaving suddenly grow a backbone and slam the world that Trump created. They are jumping ship before it goes down hard. Ken Buck is letting it lose on Moscow Mike an Mike Pence is done with him his own VP.

Congress is one seat less for Republicans as the meltdown continues.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

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[CatchnShoot]

Joke's on them then....

That's why he's smiling so hard.

btw I am sure the one on the far left is a mannequin.

And the one on the far right is just a man.

 

[Super_Nintendo]

btw I am sure the one on the far left is a mannequin.

everyone on the left is a mannequin

 

[Paynebringer]

Don Jr here is so passionate about this he looks like he wants to cry



Ohhh maybe it's because he realized he no longer has an inheritance.

How sad Trump takes over the RNC installs his unqualified daughter-in-law now the RNC stands for Republicans Need Cash

Joe Biden & the DNC = Drowning N Cash

Spoiler

Be like

 

[idrankyourbeer]

everyone on the left is a mannequin

suprised you didn't try to go with the old "everyone on the left can't tell the difference between a mannequin and a womannequin."

 

[Strychnine]

 

[idrankyourbeer]

so we all know that mike lindell has been talking about having some big event on the steps of the supreme court this week (he backed out) and he decided to have the event online somewhere instead on some grifty little instagram or parler knockoff or some stupid shit.

well, he was supposed to make his grand blockbuster online announcement today that he was going to shock the world with, but as it turns out, that never happened because he had "technical difficulties" with his online feed, which he then blamed on the deep state or some shit, and he didn't actually do any real announcement or anything. other sources had to do the digging just to find out what the hell this guy was even talking about when it comes to his bombshell announcement.

he's acting like this case was just turned in today and he's going straight to the supreme court with all new evidence and all new arguments to try to make a case, however that is supposed to work without any lower level court even hearing him first , when as it turns out, this is just one of kari lake's whackadoodle spectacularily failed appeals from the 2022 governors race and it was already laughed out of the lower courts and some kind of request for the writ of certiori was actually docketed with SCOTUS back in early january, and they keep asking for extensions for their writ of certiorari, but they don't seem to be doing much of anything at all.

if they've only asked for a couple extensions to file the writ of certiorari and they haven't done anything since the latest deadline passed yesterday... does scotus do anything with that at all? as in, is there any leeway for them to ask for another extension or actually file the petition if the deadline has passed?

i mean i dont even know what the hell i'm supposed to make of this garbage. this dude is batshit insane for even wanting to waste the courts time with such nonsense.

i knew this was going to be disappointing, but i didnt know it was going to be this hilariously bad. thats what i get for putting any faith in a crackhead and and donald trump's grifty little carpet cleaner i guess.

 

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