Elections Trump Indicted On 91 Counts

[idrankyourbeer]

this one almost had me lol

 

[idrankyourbeer]

Is this the case that the feds declined to prosecute?

cope and seethe muppet. cope and seethe.

hey do you think that the devoted christian family man who has cheated on every wife he's ever had will be bringing melania to court with him for moral support?

 

[idrankyourbeer]

the orange rapist is playing for the cameras

starts off with "nothing like this has never happened before." before he goes off crying about his poltical persecution and all the same chuddery he's been herping out for months.

nothing like this has never happened before he says. i guess it happens every day. i mean we all dip into our campaign funds to pay off some porn star who we cheated on our pregnant wives with don't we? is normal.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

 

[idrankyourbeer]

i love how melania is trending #1 right now on twitter. there must be one hell of a wicked prenup for that gold digger to still be with him.

i have no pity for her. this is the hill that she's chosen to die on.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

 

[Dr Curtis Love]

"The likelihood of Donald Trump being on the stand is equal to the likelihood of me waking up tomorrow seven foot six and playing center for the New York Knicks. It's not going to happen," Michael Cohen said.

michael cohen doesn't seem to think that the devoted christian family man is going to be testifying during this trial. either that or he's going to be the next all star centerman for the new york knicks.

His lawyers have to know this is a horrible idea. There's no way they'd let him.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

His lawyers have to know this is a horrible idea. There's no way they'd let him.

getting him up on the stand would be the prosecutions wet dream.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

judge merchan just rejected trump's motion for recusal.

 

[curryjunkie]

I'm thinking he's going to go the deflection route and make another bombshell revelation Hunter Biden thread, likely with some tweets from some random meme-accounts no one has ever heard off

Nah, that's whippys job..

 

[idrankyourbeer]

https://s3.amazonaws.com/sec.irpass.cc/2660/0001140361-24-019745.htm

molestini cheetolini's truth social company just filed to issue an additional 21 million shares (already!), and the stock has plummeted again lmao. down another 15% now sitting at $27.66.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

oh jesus. it just came in now. this is what the pillow grifter was hyping up?



fuck me for allowing myself to get hyped for this announcement that was going to "shock the world." what a joke.

they got me fellas. i've been had.

this is a joke right?

scotus just bitch slapped the kraken conspiratard and the crackhead pillow pusher and told them to fuck off. i guess the world isn't going to be shocked.

 

[Andy Capp]

I like how they have only women security guards at the courthouse doors waiting for pumpkin tits

I feel like they did it on purpose because they know he absolutely hates the idea of a woman having authority over him.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

I feel like they did it on purpose because they know he absolutely hates the idea of a woman having authority over him.

should have gave him a black lesbian for a judge who has a notorious history of locking up first time non-violent felony offenders.

 

[Andy Capp]

should have gave him a black lesbian for a judge who has a notorious history of locking up first time non-violent felony offenders.

That one is probably preparing for Matt Gaetz--or at least we can hope.

 

[ShadowRun]

cope and seethe muppet. cope and seethe.

hey do you think that the devoted christian family man who has cheated on every wife he's ever had will be bringing melania to court with him for moral support?

How is asking a question cope? Don’t worry your TDS boner is not going to be less hard by a question

 

[syct23]

getting him up on the stand would be the prosecutions wet dream.

If they were ever able,
Would trump be allowed to be sworn in with his own bible..

 

[syct23]

I feel like they did it on purpose because they know he absolutely hates the idea of a woman having authority over him.

It’s the little things..

 

[idrankyourbeer]

How is asking a question cope? Don’t worry your TDS boner is not going to be less hard by a question

so we've now reduced ourselves to stamping our feet and screaming TDS at the sky instead of trying to maintain the devoted christian family man's innocence?

 

[idrankyourbeer]

nice to see things are going great for the fraudy orange rapist so far.