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the residents of landlocked nevada can relate to this guy rambling about sharks. it is known that shark attacks are the leading cause of accidental death in nevada.
if i can recall correctly, i believe you have around a 1 in 5 chance of getting bitten by a shark while walking down the las vegas strip, and roughly an 80% chance of the attack resulting in amputation or death. you are gambling on your life every time you go to the casino.
some would say that shark attacks in nevada is more of a crisis than the nevada international border, lizzo playing a flute, obama wearing a tan suit, and bud light putting a picture of a tranny on a beer can. and did you hear about that illegal poaching gang in reno who are selling shark fin soup on the black market? and people are afraid to go after them because they have information that would lead to the arrest of hillary clinton.
terrible, terible thing. a dark day for america. the country has gone to shit. absolutely terrible. quite the fall from grace from back in the good old days of the civil war when they were running the ramparts, manning the airports, and riding their sharks into battle during the siege of henderson. they lived in castles back then, with a drawbridge and everything. and they had great whites, bullsharks, and tiger sharks in the moat surrounding the castle. we didn't have to worry about any voter fraud or stolen elections back in those times. if the radical left fucked around, we would throw them in the moat and they would find out.
but nobody knows more about sharks than i do. not even obama. my felow nevadan's, vote for me in november and i will fix your shark problem, secure your borders with hungary and russia, and make your coastline great again.
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