Elections Trump for POTUS mega thread

[PBAC]

i guess they decided to take their 75 bucks and go home.

gonna hold that second one has to be fake

What time of the day was it? girl says they got to work so quite possible they attended and did have to leave when their shifts started idk

 

[cottagecheesefan]

Here is an even longer version, where it includes him going on to joke about Joe

 

[PBAC]

Here is an even longer version, where it includes him going on to joke about Joe

Biden making Donald Trump say that and then approving his message is just despicable.

 

[DoctorTaco]

Very fitting that Lord Trump has Lordosis



@44nutman What is not logical about boats potentially sinking due to heavy batteries? Even if not from the weight, if a battery powered boat sinks, once underwater, if the water gets to where the battery is, does it have the potential to send a current through the water? Yes, batteries can electrocute people in the water.

And once in the water, there is clearly risk of sharks, but more risky to be electrocuted or risk being bitten? Especially since there have been several stories of uptick in shark attacks, which Trump also is able to warn people about.

America has 95,471 miles of coast. Millions of people swim, surf, and faff about in those waters. Every year roughly 16 people are bitten by sharks, and every other year one of those 16 people die from it.

I’m so glad the man hoping to be the leader of the free world is using his stage time to warn people of this incredible danger.

And if you’re worried about your electric boat sinking and the water safe battery failing, all the fail safes not working and getting electrocuted then i want you to *carefully* look around, DONT PANIC! But you’re currently surrounded by electrical devices and wiring that can also electrocute you or even cause fires and a much higher rate than electric boats sinking and zapping people.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

Lmao, he literally said right after that joke, that they would cut that snippet and laughed. Sure enough

MAGA: "i love you donald! you are my GOD!!"
Trump: "i don't care about you filthy magats, just your vote"
MAGA: "and you have it, my king! my liege! my fuhrer! i love not mattering to my president! people who matter to their president are filthy socialists!"

 

[idrankyourbeer]

What is not logical about boats potentially sinking due to heavy batteries? Even if not from the weight, if a battery powered boat sinks, once underwater, if the water gets to where the battery is, does it have the potential to send a current through the water? Yes, batteries can electrocute people in the water.

And once in the water, there is clearly risk of sharks

it was a good thing that people stood outside in the landlocked arizona and nevada heat just to hear an orange rapist and convicted felon rant about sharks and make them aware of this.

i mean sure we got at least a dozen maga dorks from a trump rally getting stretchered off to the hospital for heat stroke just to own the libs, but that's nothing compared to the amount of people every year who get attacked by a shark while walking down the las vegas strip. you are gambling on your life with every trip to the casino.

and they say that shark attacks are the leading cause of accidental death in arizona. tragic. very tragic. tragic to the likes of which america has never seen before.

 

[44nutman]

Very fitting that Lord Trump has Lordosis



@44nutman What is not logical about boats potentially sinking due to heavy batteries? Even if not from the weight, if a battery powered boat sinks, once underwater, if the water gets to where the battery is, does it have the potential to send a current through the water? Yes, batteries can electrocute people in the water.

And once in the water, there is clearly risk of sharks, but more risky to be electrocuted or risk being bitten? Especially since there have been several stories of uptick in shark attacks, which Trump also is able to warn people about.

Surfed a lot in Florida, and fish inlets during Snook season. Seen lots of sharks surfing but never bitten. Shark bites are rare.
Maybe Rambling Pop Pop Trump can give us a story about Sharks at Gettysburg.
Also dont you think boat builders thought about water and batteries with boats. I am sure you might be able to dig up some story of someone getting electrocuted on a boat, but it was another issue not the damn battery. So what do you do when it rains, dont drive so you dont get electrocuted?

 

[idrankyourbeer]

Maybe Rambling Pop Pop Trump can give us a story about Sharks at Gettysburg.

during the civil war, the soldiers rode their sharks into battle at gettysburg and took over the airport.

 

[DoctorTaco]

Surfed a lot in Florida, and fish inlets during Snook season. Seen lots of sharks surfing but never bitten. Shark bites are rare.

Same thing here in Oregon. I grew up surfing and there have been a few bites in my lifetime. It’s just an understood risk when you paddle out. There’s always an 0.000001% chance you could get bit

 

[idrankyourbeer]

this may be the most honest thing that the fraudy orange election-losing rapist and convicted felon has ever said. and i bet the magats even clapped like seals and cheered like the good little sock puppets they are.

i mean the fraudy orange rapist cares more for the dude who stolen your build-the-wall money than any of you sad sacks of shit, especially the finest spectrum of maga trash who went to war for him at the capitol just to get hauled off to jail after fighting for his cause. steve bannon got the pardon and yet molestini cheetolini wouldn't even give any of his short bus supporters a single penny to help pay for their legal fees or put on their books for commissary and their two scoops of trump lube to make their stay in prison a little more bearable.

and guess what pal? you are just as worthless to your rapey orange fuhrer as the rest of those sacks of shit who kiss his cock and cheer him on. farty von schitzenpantz wouldn't even make the effort to fart in your general direction. now what are you waiting for? go get heat stroke for your chance to see a rapist and convicted felon ramble off a bunch of nonsense about sharks, and try not to get killed by a great white on your way down the vegas strip to see him. he would be very sad when he hears about it, because that would be one less vote for him coming in.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

Same thing here in Oregon. I grew up surfing and there have been a few bites in my lifetime. It’s just an understood risk when you paddle out. There’s always an 0.000001% chance you could get bit

that's still better odds than donald trump finding evidence of a stolen election and then proving it in court.

but they say the odds are even greater of getting bit by a shark when you're in nevada. that's why the whiney orange toddler had to give his speech about sharks in front of a crowd of nevadan's who were collapsing of heat stroke.

gotta spread the shark awareness just to potentially save the lives of nevadans, no matter how many people may die from heat stroke at his rallies. the reward will be greater than the risk if it cuts down on the amount of people who get bitten by a shark every year in nevada.

alternative fact: bullsharks can live in salt water, fresh water, and even along the vegas strip.

 

[PBAC]

This video is lethal. The Hannibal Lector one already broke me. Just hook this to my veins and leave.

 

[cottagecheesefan]

This video is lethal. The Hannibal Lector one already broke me. Just hook this to my veins and leave.

lol wut?

 

[PBAC]

lol wut?

Sorry I quoted the wrong one. I meant this one.

Jesus fucking christ...

Or did you mean the Hannibal Lector one?

 

[king hippo]

This video is lethal. The Hannibal Lector one already broke me. Just hook this to my veins and leave.

isn't trump the best?

 

[PBAC]

isn't trump the best?

I quoted the wrong one. I meant the Shark one. The full video makes more sense. This is a confusing mixup now.

 

[jk7707]

fairs fair, I got a good laugh out of this. funny to see news orgs taking the bait and playing into his hand.

He can say he's joking all he wants. Holding your rally in the middle of the day with no shade when it's like 100 degrees out already proves that he doesn't give a shit about his cultists.

Trump jokes about heat at Las Vegas rally; 6 people hospitalized after attending

 

[idrankyourbeer]

He can say he's joking all he wants. Holding your rally in the middle of the day with no shade when it's like 100 degrees out already proves that he doesn't give a shit about his cultists.

Trump jokes about heat at Las Vegas rally; 6 people hospitalized after attending

"By the way, isn't the breeze nice? Do you feel the breeze? I don't want anybody going on me, we need every voter. I don't care about you, I just want your vote. I don't care. See now, the press will take that, and they'll say, 'He said a horrible thing.'

....If you're feeling unwell we have people, they'll pick you up right away. You know they were so worried. Everybody was so worried yesterday about you, And they never mentioned me. I'm up here sweating like a dog."



"who cares about any of you guys? i sure don't, and i even told you that right to all of your faces! its me you all should be worried about. me me me! what about me? i'm standing here sweating like a hooker in church, while ranting about sharks and not even pretending to give a damn about any of you sacks of shit! you all should be feeling sorry for me!"

ahh yes you've got it so bad donny. you weren't waiting around for hours in the 105 degree heat for someone to arrive hours late and crack jokes about the weather and tell you not to die because he needs your vote. you had access to all the hydration you needed. if you were to drop from the heat, the medical personnel aren't going to have to fight their way through a crowd just to get to you and give you aid. you've just got it so bad, worse than anybody would ever know. who cares about the rest of those filthy peons at your rallies who are dropping like flies? you don't care about those people anyways and you even had the nerve to tell them that yourself! just pluck them up and make sure to get them to the voting booths before they croak. it's all about you buddy!


i like the one after that....he's now stiffing his teleprompter company lol. if you want to do any kind of work for this fraudster, rapist, sexual predator, adulterer, convicted felon, and human scum all rolled into one, you damn well better ask to get paid upfront.

 

[cottagecheesefan]

I quoted the wrong one. I meant the Shark one. The full video makes more sense. This is a confusing mixup now.

What makes more sense? You quoted me a couple times, but didn’t really understand your comment lol. But don’t see anything wrong with the shark thing, and the Hannibal comment was obviously a joke. It cracks me up how the left reacts. Just like the bloodbath comment and such. Desperate to make Trump look remotely close to how feeble and demented Biden is.

 

[PBAC]

What makes more sense? You quoted me a couple times, but didn’t really understand your comment lol. But don’t see anything wrong with the shark thing, and the Hannibal comment was obviously a joke. It cracks me up how the left reacts. Just like the bloodbath comment and such. Desperate to make Trump look remotely close to how feeble and demented Biden is.

you don't think he should pick his words better?