Elections Trump for POTUS mega thread

DoctorTaco said:
Nothing wrong with this?!

“…I say what would happen if the boat sank from its weight and you’re in the boat and you have this tremendously powerful battery and the battery is now underwater and there’s a shark that’s approximately 10 yards over there. By the way, a lot of shark attacks lately. You notice that? A lot of shark. I watched some guys justifying it today. Well, they weren’t really that angry. They bit off the young ladies leg because of the fact that they were, they were not hungry, but they misunderstood what, who she was. These people are cray. He said there’s no problem with sharks they just didn’t really understand a young woman swimming. Now really got decimated and other people too. A lot of shark attacks. So I said, so there’s a shark 10 yards away from the boat. 10 yards over here. Do I get electrocuted if the boat is sinking, water goes over the battery, the boat is sinking. Do I stay on top of the boat and get electrocuted or do I jump over by the shark and not get electrocuted because, I will tell you, he didnt know the answer. He said, you know, nobody’s ever asked that question. I said, I think it’s a good question. I think there’s a lot of electric current coming through that water, but you know what I’d do if there was a shark or you get electrocuted? I’ll take electrocution every single time. I’m not getting near the shark.”

When a sane person would of just said:
I don’t trust electric powered boats. If they sink you’re at risk of electrocution. Sure you could create some distance from the sinking boat but what about sharks? I’ve always been afraid of sharks.
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That's something you'd expect to hear from a raving ill patient in a sanitarium. And he'll only get worse as he ages. His father dying of dementia doesn't bode well. And Biden is halfway into outer space already.

There needs to be a grassroots movement to add a 28th amendment to prevent anyone from taking office of POTUS once they reach the age of 70.
 
CantCucktheTuck said:
Let’s see Biden give an hour plus speech in 100plus degree weather while wearing a suit.
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Give Biden 100mg of Adderall and I'm sure he'll go on for an hour and not ramble incoherently about electric boats and sharks

I'm also certain Biden could go through an entire trial without falling asleep and farting
 
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2 guys at a boat factory
“Hey dude if boats are on the water all the time shouldn’t we make it harder so the battery does not electrocute you”
“We do it that way because if the boat sinks you will want to be electrocuted because sharks will eat you so better to be dead before that happens”
“What if you are only using the boat in fresh water lakes”
“That is the price you pay for freedom”
And scene
Fin!
 
44nutman said:
2 guys at a boat factory
“Hey dude if boats are on the water all the time shouldn’t we make it harder so the battery does not electrocute you”
“We do it that way because if the boat sinks you will want to be electrocuted because sharks will eat you so better to be dead before that happens”
“What if you are only using the boat in fresh water lakes”
“That is the price you pay for freedom”
And scene
Fin!
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don't tell anyone, but i'm working on inventing a boat whose battery only electrocutes sharks. fuckin game changer (not sure if mr trump gets a cut for highlighting this problem, but i'm solving it!).

but gotta be first to market! wish me luck...........
 
kflo said:
don't tell anyone, but i'm working on inventing a boat whose battery only electrocutes sharks. fuckin game changer (not sure if mr trump gets a cut for highlighting this problem, but i'm solving it!).

but gotta be first to market! wish me luck...........
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Send your plans to yourself in a self addressed envelope, because that is a poor mans patent. That way nobody can steal your money making idea. My Uncle Randy watches a lot of Matlock and said that is how you can patent an idea. Now that Marijuana is legal in most places, Uncle Randy is trying to patent his fruit based bongs. You can smoke out of his fruit and then eat it after some bong hits, when you get the munchies. Plus that is way healthier than eating raw cookie dough.
Also Sherbros, Uncle Randy already sent that idea to himself, so if you try to steal it, you will find yourself in court with Uncle Randy litigating your ass.
 
kflo said:
don't tell anyone, but i'm working on inventing a boat whose battery only electrocutes sharks. fuckin game changer (not sure if mr trump gets a cut for highlighting this problem, but i'm solving it!).

but gotta be first to market! wish me luck...........
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Yeah but you're forgetting that Trump had an uncle who taught at MIT. Real good jeans. He knows this stuff by extension.
 
44nutman said:
“What if you are only using the boat in fresh water lakes”
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MAGA doesn’t do fresh water boating anymore
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cottagecheesefan said:
Lmao, he literally said right after that joke, that they would cut that snippet and laughed. Sure enough

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LMAO.There was no "just kidding." There was no joke. You didn't refute it at all. You just posted him saying it again. He doesn't give a shit about you or your MAGAt friends. I swear, you guys are like cartoon characters lately lol.
 
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cottagecheesefan said:
Very fitting that Lord Trump has Lordosis



@44nutman What is not logical about boats potentially sinking due to heavy batteries? Even if not from the weight, if a battery powered boat sinks, once underwater, if the water gets to where the battery is, does it have the potential to send a current through the water? Yes, batteries can electrocute people in the water.

And once in the water, there is clearly risk of sharks, but more risky to be electrocuted or risk being bitten? Especially since there have been several stories of uptick in shark attacks, which Trump also is able to warn people about.

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This just in, this tool doesn't know how boats work.
 


How many dementia tests has Trump taken. He is bragging about taking another one. Dementia Donny is getting worse. Sad to see.
 
Trump is just using AI to write his speeches



“He goes click, click, click, and like 15 seconds later he shows me my speech, written so beautifully. I said, ‘I’m gonna use this.’ I’ve never seen anything like it,” Trump said. “It comes out with the most beautiful writing, so one industry I think that will be gone are these wonderful speechwriters. I’ve never seen anything like it, and so quickly. A manner of literally minutes, it’s done.
 
HockeyBjj said:
Trump is just using AI to write his speeches



“He goes click, click, click, and like 15 seconds later he shows me my speech, written so beautifully. I said, ‘I’m gonna use this.’ I’ve never seen anything like it,” Trump said. “It comes out with the most beautiful writing, so one industry I think that will be gone are these wonderful speechwriters. I’ve never seen anything like it, and so quickly. A manner of literally minutes, it’s done.
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"Chat gpt, write me hitlers speech but use American racist dog whistles instead of blaming Jews for everything."
 
Trump's marketed policies are all on point: pro-crypto, tough border administration, lower taxes. Of course he's a douchebag and inconsistent, but I like this platform over Soylent Green.



edit- seems like tech guys have already warmed up to Trump because of his marketed policies.

 
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