Touching my door is assault

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  1. filthynumber1

    filthynumber1 Silver Belt

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    Well...is it?


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    GearSolidMetal I'm here to chew bubblegum and bang your mom. Platinum Member

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    She is a retard, she recorded video in portrait mode.
     
  4. filthynumber1

    filthynumber1 Silver Belt

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    The OG asked her that exact question a few times. She was also in repeat mode
     
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    The guy is an idiot.
    Why not try that on a man or 'Ice Cube' and his boys. I'm sure he would have kept his 'punk' mouth shut.
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    I mean , if he was busting into her back door and she didn't want him...
     
  8. IloveTHIS

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    Is it bad that even with out seeing the incident that led to this(the cut off) I have zero doubt it is all the womans fault

    Feel bad for the guy. He shouldn't have wasted his time that much with her tho

    Ps btw

    I've heard touching her door is assault
     
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    You're a big fan of that ice cube pic huh
     
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    ...waiting for the AK-47 to make an appearance. :eek:
     
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    They're both idiots. Her for saying the same shit over and over and him for acting like a tough guy and brining her race into it for no reason.

    Ronnie Pickering would have filled that carpark with uppercuts.
     
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    Indians are terrible drivers, though.
     
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    Lol, thats what I was thinking m she probably cut him off really bad
     
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    JAEGERX victorus aut mortis

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    Indians drive like shit, shitty drivers get people killed, fuck her
     
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    Who the fuck is Ronny Pickering?
     
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