Topuria isn't 5'8 and is really just a manlet in disguise

[Legendary]

It's safe to say anyone below 5'8 is a manlet. Topuria tries to hide his Manlet status, but we all know the truth.

Volk isnt even 5'6 more like 5'5 and Topuria is at best an inch taller.

Emmett is listed as 5'6 on Sherdog but magically gained an inch upon Entering the UFC and him and Ilia look identical here.

Volk is the king of the manlets and European Ricky Martin isn't going to get it done.

 

[Local Plata]

 

[Jinx_AA]

“European Ricky Martin” LOL

I’d love Volk to humble him …. But I think Topuria is the real deal - he’s a younger more dangerous animal in his prime

 

[Lights Out 101]

But where does Joe Rogan fit in to all of this?

 

[AmericanUppercut]

back of head to back of head, that is over 1 inch.

 

[Davidjacksonjones]

Everyone under 6'4 is considered a manlet on here

 

[Killer Kadoogan]

under 5'10" is manlet status.

 

[ipowerslapmywife]

At least he’s good looking and alpha

 

[StonedLemur]

This has FOTY potential.

 

[Davidjacksonjones]

This has FOTY potential.

They may be two tiny guys but they have seriously huge balls sir
Can't wait

 

[blaseblase]

So you made this thread just to tell us he's 5'7 instead of 5'8? You have too much time on your hands.

 

[StonedLemur]

They may be two tiny guys but they have seriously huge balls sir
Can't wait

This fight is the battle of the balls sir...im hyped

 

[Vulve]

down to earth manlets are the best
overconfident manlets are cringe

 

[Domitian]

Get ready for your new champion.

 

[DoctorStoppage]

5’8 is still a manlet

 

[Ghostoftheville]

I'm 5'8, I'm still a manlet, next thread

 

[ipowerslapmywife]

5’8 is still a manlet

Anything under 6’4

 

[ipowerslapmywife]

under 5'10" is manlet status.

under 6’4

 

[biscuitsbrah]

back of head to back of head, that is over 1 inch.

Damn I just noticed that because you pointed it out. I feel like both guys wear lifted shoes but Topuria takes his more extreme

 

[BigTruck]

Height obsession is weird.