Topuria isn't 5'8 and is really just a manlet in disguise

[Neck&Neck]

A Manlet masquerading as a lanklet you say

 

[greymatter]

What a little cringe master. Love it!

 

[fortheo]

I've always seen him listed as 5'7

 

[camygod]

But where does Joe Rogan fit in to all of this?

Right up my shitter

 

[Chubi]

Well, of course he is, I don't think anybody thought Topuria was 6'2".

 

[Doughie99]

Height obsession is weird.

Yeah but.....it's kinda a Sherdog thing!
3 or 4 times per year there's a huge long 15-page thread about Rogan's height. We all jump in!

 

[Question]

I've always seen him listed as 5'7

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I was about to post this, but it is still hilarious that had makes fun of Volks height when he's barely an inch taller lol

 

[Elvis.]

I don’t care if they’re both 4’11 I can’t wait to see these two tear into each other on Saturday

 

[kuf]

Yeah but.....it's kinda a Sherdog thing!
3 or 4 times per year there's a huge long 15-page thread about Rogan's height. We all jump in!

A great festivity, followed by the quarterly "x fighter's hairline has shifted" thread that by page 2 has evolved into 100% serious posts of people analysing Tom Hanks' October 2003 travel logs to figure out where he got his hair transplants.

 

[NationWideNinja]

I was about to post this, but it is still hilarious that had makes fun of Volks height when he's barely an inch taller lol

Seems to really be a short guy thing to clown on even shorter guys. Kinda weird but oh well

 

[LiQuiD42]

Are you a suffering Manlet? Don't worry there's help:

 

[UWPguy]

Height obsession is weird.

It is bizarre.

It affects short guys, average and tall.

The short guys sometimes feel like they have to make up for it.

The average guys look down on the short guys as they have been looked down on by tall guys so the judgement rolls downhill.

The tall guys often look down on short guys, often as a way to make themselves feel superior. Said tall guys often are awkward and uncoordinated and if they need to make themselves feel superior for height, they probably don't have a tin else going for them.

Given height is something that can't be controlled, it should not be talked about nearly as much as it is.

 

[NoSmilez]

I fucking hate turtlenecks.

 

[Goutfather]

he could be 5’9” and still be a manlet. man height starts at 5’10”, and 6’0” is where “tall” begins. that’s not just a sherdog meme either—if you’re under 5’10” you’re legitimately a manlet and should be ashamed.

 

[HolmeZy55]

At least he’s good looking and alpha

You would blow him, wouldn't ya?

 

[haj02]

OP admits manlet status by thinking cut off was 5'8, it's 6'4 kid.

 

[jeff7b9]

I've always seen him listed as 5'7

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Well, of course he is, I don't think anybody thought Topuria was 6'2".

 

[rear naked ankle pick]

It is bizarre.

It affects short guys, average and tall.

The short guys sometimes feel like they have to make up for it.

The average guys look down on the short guys as they have been looked down on by tall guys so the judgement rolls downhill.

The tall guys often look down on short guys, often as a way to make themselves feel superior. Said tall guys often are awkward and uncoordinated and if they need to make themselves feel superior for height, they probably don't have a tin else going for them.

Given height is something that can't be controlled, it should not be talked about nearly as much as it is.

manlet detected

 

[TheToneZone]

Height obsession is weird.

It is bizarre.

It affects short guys, average and tall.

The short guys sometimes feel like they have to make up for it.

The average guys look down on the short guys as they have been looked down on by tall guys so the judgement rolls downhill.

The tall guys often look down on short guys, often as a way to make themselves feel superior. Said tall guys often are awkward and uncoordinated and if they need to make themselves feel superior for height, they probably don't have a tin else going for them.

Given height is something that can't be controlled, it should not be talked about nearly as much as it is.

Sexual attractiveness is vestigial from our evolutionary past. Ancestors who survived and had children who survived acted in a certain way and their behaviors and preferences were passed on to us. That being said:

Human men compete for access to women.

Women select tall men because a tall man can
protect his resources for her and her children. Tall men are intimidating to short men and a tall man can protect her from unwanted attention and pregnancy from other men. Tall men command respect from other men and having a high status mate brings resource advantages.

Remember people aren't thinking this consciously and it doesn't always apply in modern cultures but the feelings are vestigial from our past.

It's not bizarre at all.

It's only bizarre like men preferring young women over grandmas is bizarre.

All the guys who thought grandmas were sexy didn't have any kids. And we are not their ancestors.

Just like all the women who thought short guys were sexy were captured and impregnated by tall men, or their children starved because her low status mate couldnt protect the nest.

 

[ThaiSexPills]

Height obsession is weird.

Tell that to the manlets. I, an of height male am doing ok. It’s the manlets that care and it’s manifested in Ilia’s behavior. Dude has one of the worst napoleon complexes ever