Since everyone is dropping stories now, I guess i'll throw one in:
This was back in 9th grade, theres a new kid in school, and we start off cool. I'm a class clown, so I make some jokes yada yada he takes em seriously. So he keeps talking shit thinking I tried to insult him, I try to explain I didn't but he won't back off. I keep away from trouble, but then about a week later in the gym locker room he walks up, talks all this trash, and tries out these WEAK combos, throwing low kicks and hitting me in the stomach. I know right then and there this kid is a wimp, so I try to leave it alone, but then he hits me in the back of the head. So I turn around, he goes to throw a right straight but I shoot the double leg, pick him up, ram him into the lockers and than proceed to drop him on his head, followed by GnP until a teacher broke it up.