Tips To Know That You Suck

[DarceBrabo]

When you go for a reverse triangle, but end up with a BOLT lock.

Co-Sign.

 

[Aspen]

Your entire strategy for passing the guard is to drive your elbows into your opponents theighs as hard as you can.

True true..my problem is that the above is basically the only guard pass I have been taught. I have attempted the knee in butt, and unlocking ankles and wrapping arms under there legs, but I never get them. My guard passes are terrible, actually non existent.

 

[Chinaboxer]

when you think a "gogoplata" is something you can order at IHOP.

 

[Deloitte]

When you go for a reverse triangle, but end up with a BOLT lock.

Haha nice one bro!

 

[yodaman]

When rolling from the knees, you engage in four minutes of midget sumo to avoid being on bottom.

 

[Chinaboxer]

When rolling from the knees, you engage in four minutes of midget sumo to avoid being on bottom.

hey now...i resemble that remark..:redface:

 

[GroundWorkz]

..when you purposely show up late to class to shave off the 10minute hard warm up

 

[Wrestleben]

When you do the same thing, every time, in every roll. God forbid you lose a roll.

 

[pittfrog]

..when you purposely show up late to class to shave off the 10minute hard warm up

Hahahaha, I help with my club's kids judo class, usually I run the warmups. A few of the kids were showing up late to skip conditioning, and it was pissing me off. So one day, I started the class with stretches, then we did breakfalls, and when the latecomers showed up, we did conditioning. The look on their faces was priceless.

 

[Trickster***]

hey now...i resemble that remark..:redface:

Are you are trying to say "you resent" that remark??

Unless you "resemble" a midget? :icon_chee

 

[Art Vandelay]

You never roll after class or go to an open mat.
You only roll with people with a significant experience gap.
You don't go beyond your comfort zone, never take any risks, never adapt to your opponent.

 

[Hammer Time]

u get caught with the same move every time. without fail. when u tap guys u catch them with the one move as well.

 

[StevieSparkZ]

You always dodge the class if it's the instructor who actually incorporates takedowns.

 

[StevieSparkZ]

You always dodge the class if it's the instructor who actually incorporates takedowns.

 

[StevieSparkZ]

You always dodge the class if it's the instructor who actually incorporates takedowns.

 

[StevieSparkZ]

You always dodge the class if it's the instructor who actually incorporates takedowns.

 

[StevieSparkZ]

You always dodge the class if it's the instructor who actually incorporates takedowns.

 

[StevieSparkZ]

You always avoid the takedown aspect.

 

[Deloitte]

When you don't work takedowns, oh wait it's been mentioned already.

 

[Afrofeet]

I think you suck if you lack flexiblity....this sport is based on flexibility if you cant bend and flex you're dick is out in the wind!

No its not. Mike folwer is "antiflexible" icon_chee) guy and he is among the best.