Till: "I've never seen someone get so much **** for missing weight one time."

Erratic said:
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Please tell me you are joking
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No. Was reported at the time. He underwent some kind of procedure intended to drive the last remaining fluid of out his body. I don't know how it works beyond sticking a hose up his anus and somehow blasting the fluid out with some other fluid. Don't ask me how it works. Apparently the procedure went wrong, however. Rather than the last remaining fluid being evacuated, Till was so dehydrated that his anus used the hose like a baby uses a tit and sucked up the fluid in the hose in a desperate bid to get some water. He was heavier after the procedure than before.
 
Couch Ninja said:
I didn't make a big deal about it. But if he wants to know, it's because he had hype, he missed by a relatively large amount, it was in his hometown and he was the main event. Kinda going to annoy everyone by doing that. One good performance though and most people will shut up
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Yeah, it kinda reminds me of Jones just having to pass one piss test, when his whole legacy and reputation was on the line, just could not fuck it up, and then failing. Till not only missed two times before, by a whopping 6 pounds from championship weight even, not only bragged (like Jones bragged about being natty) about being a 'fooiikan loooiightheavyweight, m8', but he was home eventing in his hometown and missed by a LARGE margin. Mind you, this fail was after the commission said they were terrified seeing him weight cut, and he went as far to have a film crew document his weight to have a get out. The worst part was revealing he was blind and that he almost died, and he was STILL like 5 pounds away at that time - he thought the video would make him look good, not like a coward for missing, but it just makes him look like an idiot and bigger pussy for fighting at 170.
 
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Couch Ninja said:
My doctor gave me one of those onetime and I clamped down so hard he nearly lost a finger... <45>
Seriously though, you joking or did he really pull a 'Mayan thank you' down there? :eek: I don't keep up with all the videos
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See my post just above where I give the details as I understand them. I think it's real.
 
Bragged about being too big for the weight class, eating cake, and made a video crying about cutting weight. You deserve to get shit for it.

Also got a gifted hometown decision.
 
Till just needs a little tweak in his regimen.

A trip to the UFC PI should do the trick.

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cshireman4 said:
Two perfectly functioning kidneys, yet he wouldn't harvest one to make weight. Where the fuck's the dedication, Mr. Till?
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He also has 2 legs. He could make FW if he cut one off. Think about it, he'd have a huge size advantage
 
He'll miss weight, get to fight anyway for non-title, give up part of his purse and still make more money than he would being a nobody in MW. Dana will forgive him and he'll do it all again. The only saving grace would be if Tyron refused the fight, but Dana will make his life miserable. All the UFC understands is dollars. Not championships, belts, earning a title shot, realistic rankings etc. Just dollars. Until their joke enforcement of weight cutting regs costs them money they will not change a thing.
 
Mob69 said:
No. Was reported at the time. He underwent some kind of procedure intended to drive the last remaining fluid of out his body. I don't know how it works beyond sticking a hose up his anus and somehow blasting the fluid out with some other fluid. Don't ask me how it works. Apparently the procedure went wrong, however. Rather than the last remaining fluid being evacuated, Till was so dehydrated that his anus used the hose like a baby uses a tit and sucked up the fluid in the hose in a desperate bid to get some water. He was heavier after the procedure than before.
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Holyfuckingshit dude. THAT IS CRAZY!!! and Hilarious the way you put it XD
 
Goon Dog said:
He'll miss weight, get to fight anyway for non-title, give up part of his purse and still make more money than he would being a nobody in MW. Dana will forgive him and he'll do it all again. The only saving grace would be if Tyron refused the fight, but Dana will make his life miserable. All the UFC understands is dollars. Not championships, belts, earning a title shot, realistic rankings etc. Just dollars. Until their joke enforcement of weight cutting regs costs them money they will not change a thing.
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The irony, of course, being that all those bad decisions eventually hurts their profits down the road. Devaluing championships has a definite cost in something called the Ultimate Fighting Championship. Seems like WME doesn't understand this...
And if they strip Covington, the all-too-exposed already gimmick of the interim title will be furthered revealed as a sham - not worth the bother of winning the damn thing
 
ImNotSurpisedDonks! said:
Yeah, it kinda reminds me of Jones just having to pass one piss test, when his whole legacy and reputation was on the line, just could not fuck it up, and then failing. Till not only missed two times before, by a whopping 6 pounds from championship weight even, not only bragged (like Jones bragged about being natty) about being a 'fooiikan loooiightheavyweight, m8', but he was home eventing in his hometown and missed by a LARGE margin. Mind you, this fail was after the commission said they were terrified seeing him weight cut, and he went as far to have a film crew document his weight to have a get out. The worst part was revealing he was blind and that he almost died, and he was STILL like 5 pounds away at that time - he thought the video would make him look good, not like a coward for missing, but it just makes him look like an idiot and bigger pussy for fighting at 170.
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Hard to argue. How can he make weight if he did all that crazy shit and he still missed last time? Badly. Unless he just shrinks as a person, I don't get it. And indeed bragging about being big and fighting dudes in lower weight classes because of your weight cutting trick that nearly kills you each time is nothing to brag about
 
It's only getting talked about because you are gifted with a title shot despite missing weight. that's an undeserving gift...
 
Couch Ninja said:
The irony, of course, being that all those bad decisions eventually hurts their profits down the road. Devaluing championships has a definite cost in something called the Ultimate Fighting Championship. Seems like WME doesn't understand this...
And if they strip Covington, the all-too-exposed already gimmick of the interim title will be furthered revealed as a sham - not worth the bother of winning the damn thing
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I strongly agree with this. An interim has become a gimmick to boost sales of a single PPV card. No luster at all.
 
Omega Man said:
Maybe because he should be fighting at 185. Just a guess.
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Stop it. Ur doing exactly what he said ppl are doing. If hes a mw then just about EVERYBODY is a weight class higher...
 
markys00 said:
Stop it. Ur doing exactly what he said ppl are doing. If hes a mw then just about EVERYBODY is a weight class higher...
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About all the fighters weight cut but Till is uniquely too big for his division. He brags about it, which makes him look stupid since he nearly died that way recently
 
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