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so on saturday i'm at home and i'm bored so i decided to sleaze up my bumble profile a bit and see what happens.
so i take my top offf, set up this photo under a light, flexing n shit so the shadows make me look hell ripped, mad 6 pack etc. the point of this isn't to brag or anything just setting the scene... i train a bit so with the right lighting n angles etc i was able to stitch up a pic that make me look a piece of meat you could throw into a room full of vegan lesbians and turn them into carnivores yanomsayin'? i slot that pic up on bumble.
10 mins later i get a message from this chick who is fkn smokin hot "hey latflare, yum bod"
im sitting there thinking holy shit it worked, can this be real. so i reply "thanks wanna taste?"
and she says hell yeah.. a couple small talk msgs go back and forth, she says she just moved and is unpacking, sends a pic of boxes in an apartment, then a pic of her face. looks like her profile so i'm thinking yeah sweet.
then she sends a pic of her ass in a g string and asks me for a pic in my undies. i send it.
then she send me a full nude, not showing her face, and says your turn.
i have never sent a dick pic to anyone and this girl's so hot i can't believe she's just throwin nudes at me so im a bit hesitant but she presses me and i do it.
then she send me a pic of a chick kneeling on the floor full naked with the phone covering part of her face but its weird it looks like she is backstage somewhere and there is someone's legs extending on a couch in the background and her tits look different so i'm thinking 'fuck this bitch is fake! and she's got a photo of my dick! dammit!'
so i said "give me your snapchat and send me a photo of how you look right now" and she blows up saying why don't i trust her or whatever after she sent all these nudes so i figured she's a catfish and blocked her.
what do you think fellas? my dick gonna be plastered all over the internet?
so i take my top offf, set up this photo under a light, flexing n shit so the shadows make me look hell ripped, mad 6 pack etc. the point of this isn't to brag or anything just setting the scene... i train a bit so with the right lighting n angles etc i was able to stitch up a pic that make me look a piece of meat you could throw into a room full of vegan lesbians and turn them into carnivores yanomsayin'? i slot that pic up on bumble.
10 mins later i get a message from this chick who is fkn smokin hot "hey latflare, yum bod"
im sitting there thinking holy shit it worked, can this be real. so i reply "thanks wanna taste?"
and she says hell yeah.. a couple small talk msgs go back and forth, she says she just moved and is unpacking, sends a pic of boxes in an apartment, then a pic of her face. looks like her profile so i'm thinking yeah sweet.
then she sends a pic of her ass in a g string and asks me for a pic in my undies. i send it.
then she send me a full nude, not showing her face, and says your turn.
i have never sent a dick pic to anyone and this girl's so hot i can't believe she's just throwin nudes at me so im a bit hesitant but she presses me and i do it.
then she send me a pic of a chick kneeling on the floor full naked with the phone covering part of her face but its weird it looks like she is backstage somewhere and there is someone's legs extending on a couch in the background and her tits look different so i'm thinking 'fuck this bitch is fake! and she's got a photo of my dick! dammit!'
so i said "give me your snapchat and send me a photo of how you look right now" and she blows up saying why don't i trust her or whatever after she sent all these nudes so i figured she's a catfish and blocked her.
what do you think fellas? my dick gonna be plastered all over the internet?
