Thine King doth command

[mikecello]

So why is Matt having PMS and allowing stupid shit like this to be stickied but going on a dumping spree?

Matt likes this kid for some reason. I don't get it...

 

[axhand1e]

So cawk flavoured.

jesus... I said I was sorry for using my teeth. Get over it

 

[mikecello]

jesus... I said I was sorry for using my teeth. Get over it

Using teeth is beyond apologies.

 

[Victor Ward]

So why is Matt having PMS and allowing stupid shit like this to be stickied but going on a dumping spree?

That you might better commune with your King, of course. Dost thou have a migrant farmer thieving thine parsnips? Or perhaps an impacted mass impeding thine fundament?

 

[axhand1e]

you haven't seen that cock

 

[Victor Ward]

Matt likes this kid for some reason. I don't get it...

Perhaps you should refer to the Feudal Handbook, 6th ed. - "I say no to drugs, but they don

 

[Victor Ward]

jesus... I said I was sorry for using my teeth. Get over it

A Queen never forgets.

 

[mikecello]

Perhaps you should refer to the Feudal Handbook, 6th ed. - "I say no to drugs, but they don

 

[Victor Ward]

See, Matt would put 'LOL!!!!' after that. Must be English Major humor or something...

Wouldst thou prefer the German translation? The King would offer it if not for his own commandment against scat bombing.

 

[axhand1e]

A Queen never forgets.

especially one that looks like Freddie Mercury and has a huge cock

 

[Victor Ward]

especially one that looks like Freddie Mercury and has a huge cock

No wonder thine teeth were engaged. A simple case of scurvy will cure that for you.

 

[TheEvilDead]

I'm picturing the guy behind this gimmick as some bored 40 year old fat ass stuck in a cubicle listening to Lover Boy on the old cock rock station.

 

[Victor Ward]

I'm picturing the guy behind this gimmick as some bored 40 year old fat ass stuck in a cubicle listening to Lover Boy on the old cock rock station.

And yet you know him as your King. Are thine days servicing as the monastery latrine growing burdensome?

 

[BudMan]

Its another Matt gimmick

 

[Victor Ward]

Its another Matt gimmick

Crepes suzette!

 

[Kulus]

I think not Matt's puppet but thine a recreation of exiled serf of days ago.

 

[TheEvilDead]

Its another Matt gimmick

So my speculation was correct?

And yet you know him as your King. Are thine days servicing as the monastery latrine growing burdensome?

Nah man I stepped it up a notch and I'm cleaning the guys that do the whole latrine thing now.

 

[Victor Ward]

Nah man I stepped it up a notch and I'm cleaning the guys that do the whole latrine thing now.

Congratulations, a fete is in order. Your ambition may carry you all the way to actually being allowed to use a latrine one day. High dost thou aim.

 

[axhand1e]

I think not Matt's puppet but thine a recreation of exiled serf of days ago.

just picturing you typing this Kul... LOLZ

 

[Kulus]

Yond Victor Ward has a lean and hungry look,
He thinks too much; such men are dangerous.