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Thine King doth command

So why is Matt having PMS and allowing stupid shit like this to be stickied but going on a dumping spree?

That you might better commune with your King, of course. Dost thou have a migrant farmer thieving thine parsnips? Or perhaps an impacted mass impeding thine fundament?
 
you haven't seen that cock :eek:
 
See, Matt would put 'LOL!!!!' after that. Must be English Major humor or something...

Wouldst thou prefer the German translation? The King would offer it if not for his own commandment against scat bombing.
 
I'm picturing the guy behind this gimmick as some bored 40 year old fat ass stuck in a cubicle listening to Lover Boy on the old cock rock station.
 
I'm picturing the guy behind this gimmick as some bored 40 year old fat ass stuck in a cubicle listening to Lover Boy on the old cock rock station.

And yet you know him as your King. Are thine days servicing as the monastery latrine growing burdensome?
 
I think not Matt's puppet but thine a recreation of exiled serf of days ago.
 
Nah man I stepped it up a notch and I'm cleaning the guys that do the whole latrine thing now.

Congratulations, a fete is in order. Your ambition may carry you all the way to actually being allowed to use a latrine one day. High dost thou aim.
 
Yond Victor Ward has a lean and hungry look,
He thinks too much; such men are dangerous.
 
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