Thine King doth command

[Victor Ward]

I come to ask thy king for thou daughters hand in marriage. What say you?

The King hath no daughters. Ralph must have tricked thee. Again.

 

[mikecello]

How does one 'yawn' in Middle English?

 

[Victor Ward]

yourefuckingboring.jpg

Forsooth, thine affection for equines doth render thine assessment moot.

 

[BreakYourLiver]

Yawneth.

 

[BreakYourLiver]

If I knew how to post pics, I'd post some more of babies sleeping. Those killed me last night.

 

[Victor Ward]

Thine pederasty is inexcusable.

 

[mikecello]

This great end of weekeths is a game played with thine skin of a pig. Whoeth doth thou hath for said gameth of thine choice?

 

[BreakYourLiver]

Keep grabbing at those straws there Vicky.

You even put the kitten to sleep, take a hint.

 

[mikecello]

BYL destroyed the king in this thread.

 

[SKizzit**]

Noble Skizzit humbly inquires as to whether he can coax a warm puddle of jism from his codpiece unto thine royal lap.

 

[axhand1e]

doth the king like toothpicks?

.... how about flavored ones?

 

[axhand1e]

Noble Skizzit humbly inquires as to whether he can coax a warm puddle of jism from his codpiece unto thine royal lap.

lolz @ dat av :icon_lol:

 

[George W Bush]

doth the king like toothpicks?

.... how about flavored ones?

What flavor? Cawk flavor?

 

[axhand1e]

"whatever I happen to have just eaten" flavored

 

[poser_pilot6]

Thread still sucks.

 

[p0nda]

"whatever I happen to have just eaten" flavored

So cawk flavoured.

 

[Victor Ward]

Keep grabbing at those straws there Vicky.

You even put the kitten to sleep, take a hint.

Thou art half as exciting as the soundtrack to a Golden Girls rerun.

 

[Victor Ward]

Noble Skizzit humbly inquires as to whether he can coax a warm puddle of jism from his codpiece unto thine royal lap.

A sorcerer! Canst thou squeeze blood from a stone? Or, perchance, accordant discourse from thine own encephalon?

 

[Victor Ward]

doth the king like toothpicks?

.... how about flavored ones?

Mentos.

 

[TheEvilDead]

So why is Matt having PMS and allowing stupid shit like this to be stickied but going on a dumping spree?