Thine King doth command

[Victor Ward]

Yond Victor Ward has a lean and hungry look,
He thinks too much; such men are dangerous.

Such men are born to lead.

 

[Pupi]

victor is starting to grow on me. he's kind of like a wart that you have on your arm that you don't want to burn off cus you've gotten used to it. its amusing how he's kept the gimmick this long

 

[Canned Tuna]

this was pretty funny.

I'm just curious how the fuck it got stickied.

 

[Victor Ward]

victor is starting to grow on me. he's kind of like a wart that you have on your arm that you don't want to burn off cus you've gotten used to it. its amusing how he's kept the gimmick this long

A King's throne is everlasting. Like the wail of a child denied sprinkles.

 

[Victor Ward]

this was pretty funny.

I'm just curious how the fuck it got stickied.

Accountability through discourse - how a true King rules. Refer to Fox News for examples.

 

[TheEvilDead]

this was pretty funny.

I'm just curious how the fuck it got stickied.

See I can sort out the retards from the regulars when they think crap like this is funny.

 

[Victor Ward]

See I can sort out the retards from the regulars when they think crap like this is funny.

Doth thou play the trumpet?

 

[axhand1e]

I don't play the trumpet, but I can fart-bugle toot "Amazing Grace" and, of course, "TAPS"... any funerals forthcoming?

 

[mikecello]

Doth one.

 

[The_Doc]

Vic. Make a move.

 

[mikecello]

Vic. Make a move.

Doth king has segregated himself in this crumbling castle and is waiting to die as barbarians and Catholics ravage the kingdom and rape his entrusted maidens. Thow king has proven thineself unfit to rule. Thow hath backed a loser.

 

[axhand1e]

jesus you guys.. this shit is hard enough to understand without you guys mistakenly saying "doth" for "the"...


I'm pretty sure doth = does, not the





... just sayin

 

[mikecello]

Are you seriously critiquing the proper uses of words in some fucked up Middle English gibberish thread?

 

[The_Doc]

Doth king has segregated himself in this crumbling castle and is waiting to die as barbarians and Catholics ravage the kingdom and rape his entrusted maidens. Thow king has proven thineself unfit to rule. Thow hath backed a loser.

He gets one more shot imo. But it's time for him to be a big boy and take a real step on his own. The line is drawn. Let's see what he does...

 

[mikecello]

He gets one more shot imo. But it's time for him to be a big boy and take a real step on his own. The line is drawn. Let's see what he does...

He's getting out versitiled by Goon at this point...

 

[The_Doc]

He's getting out versitiled by Goon at this point...

Impossible. Goon gets out-versatiled by a spork.

 

[mikecello]

Impossible. Goon gets out-versatiled by a spork.

Sporks are badass. Can we declare a spork as king of this place?

 

[The_Doc]

*waits for "Sir Spork" gimmick*

 

[redjako]

Cnut cyning gret his arcebiscopas and his leod-biscopas and

 

[redjako]

And ic cy