Thine King doth command

[Gedanke]

See, I don't think Victor is trolling, I believe he really is a king from the 1200's.

Reincarnation/resurrection, or immortality?

Edit: Or, on the off chance, quite possibly time-travel?

 

[mikecello]

Reincarnation/resurrection, or immortality?

There can be only one.

 

[Victor Ward]

I just want more F4E because he makes me laugh. I want more Goon because he pisses everyone off which makes me laugh. The olde english bitches do not make me laugh.

So yes

Thy menstruation is beginning to attract forest creatures.

 

[Victor Ward]

See, I don't think Victor is trolling, I believe he really is a king from the 1200's.

Your King, m'lady. Your King.

 

[mikecello]

Your King, m'lady. Your King.

What's your blood line? We can settle this with genealogy.

 

[Victor Ward]

What's your blood line? We can settle this with genealogy.

Blue.

 

[mikecello]

Blue.

Good enough for me.

 

[Victor Ward]

Good enough for me.

Grabeth thine ankles and sing. The Mikado score will suffice.

 

[mikecello]

Grabeth thine ankles and sing. The Mikado score will suffice.

I think we're the only two dorks posting in the OT right now.

 

[Victor Ward]

I think we're the only two dorks posting in the OT right now.

The vultures doth circle, but be too afraid to engage.

 

[mikecello]

The vultures doth circle, but be too afraid to engage.

I actually think you've sustained this doth shit pretty well. Here I doubt anyone around here gave you much of a fighting chance but we can't seem to stop posting in this weird ass thread.

 

[Kulus]

Hear ye, hear ye

doth proclamation proclaims geeketh be geekth do

 

[mikecello]

Hear ye, hear ye

doth proclamation proclaims geeketh be geekth do

See, even Kulus likes you...and Kulus doesn't like anybody.

 

[orzparty]

Ministers, Knights and peasants alike, thine King doth proclaim:

I. I am Victor your King, who brought you out of the land of the Heavyweights, out of the house of anarchy. Thou shall not have any other Kings before me.

II. Thou shall make for thine self an idol of the King and to this idol you shall worship.

III. Thou shall not make wrongful use of the name of Victor your King, for the King will not acquit anyone who misuses his name.

IV. Remember the football day and keep it holy.

V. Honor your admins and your mods, that your days may be long in the land that Victor your King is giving you.

VI. If thine name be green, small be thine peen.

VII. If thine name be blue, thine balls be, too.

VIII. Thou shall not scat bomb the Kingdom.

IX. Thou shall bear false witness against thine neighbor where such false witness delivers.

X. Thou shall covet thine neighbor

 

[TheYemeni**]

Fedor4eva>victor ward

F4e would pwn the shit out of vick with two posts, at the very least he would bring the lulz.

 

[Kulus]

Thy hill be fair teeming with trolls

thy drip is thy sip

Crunk town is absent and thy froth weak

doth lips stands present ever more

 

[Kulus]

hearken unto me

 

[Klein Helmer]

Thou hast quickly separated thy self from the rabble and art well in position to command an army.

This greatest act of generosity and benevolence shall live on in the songs of bards, skalds, and minstrels for generations to come. It shall serve as a glorious example of the blessings that can be bestowed upon anyone who would but lower their countenance and stand humbly before their inestimable GOD KING.

With this army at my command, I will requisition for myself an axe, for I have one that dearly needs grinding. Indeed, before all of this is over I will raise that very axe and drive it down, severing the E heads of two (very possibly traitorous) louts who kind of bother me.



truthbetold, swirldog,

I don't particularly care for your posting.

I'll begin with you, truth. For an individual (according to your records) who is married, has children, and is a grown man by any other number of social standards, you seem to derive a puzzlingly significant amount of satisfaction from telling teenagers on a martial arts website to "fuck off", or by simply calling them "f@ggots" (thousands, and thousands, and thousands of times).

I am perplexed by the fact that as a man of years, you have chosen these bland profanities as your go to material. I would think that if you had led an interesting life, or at the very least, had an imaginative mind, you could have carved out for yourself a more respectable niche than that of the "fuck off" guy.

I imagine I will see you soon. Doubtless you'll see this text within seconds of its posting and dash in to further illustrate the validity of my critique, or attempt to feign composure and blandly shrug it off.



swirldog, another grown ass man by your account. You strike me as something of an enigma. To your credit, you do often post interesting links containing debauchery and scandal of every variety; but you choose to do so here. It is as if rather than hearing genuine, thought out feedback on the subject matter, you prefer to be regaled by the uninspired profanity of adultolescents.

You also never miss an opportunity to boringly carry on about one of your "mistresses". If these stories are true, you are morally bankrupt and have no shame. If they are false, you are a clumsy writer with regard to both content and composition.

You know what else? You just won't stop with that "teh" shit. If you're twelve years old you're too old to be typing that.




So yeah, here I am.

 

[Kulus]

This greatest act of generosity and benevolence shall live on in the songs of bards, skalds, and minstrels for generations to come. It shall serve as a glorious example of the blessings that can be bestowed upon anyone who would but lower their countenance and stand humbly before their inestimable GOD KING.

With this army at my command, I will requisition myself an axe, for I have one that dearly needs grinding. Indeed, before all of this is over I will raise that very axe and drive it down, severing the E heads of two (very possibly traitorous) louts who kind of bother me.



truthbetold, swirldog,

I don't particularly care for your posting.

I'll begin with you, truth. For a individual (according to your records) who is married, has children, and is a grown man by any other number of social standards, you seem to derive a puzzlingly significant amount of satisfaction from telling teenagers on a martial arts website to "fuck off", or by simply calling them "f@ggots" (thousands, and thousands, and thousands of times).

I am perplexed by the fact that as a man of years, you have chosen these bland profanities as your go to material. I would think that if you had led an interesting life, or at the very least had an imaginative mind, you could have carved out a more respectable niche for yourself than that of the "fuck off" guy.

I imagine I will see you soon. Doubtless you'll see this text within seconds of its posting, and dash in to further illustrate the validity of my critique or attempt to feign composure and blandly shrug it off.



swirldog, another grown ass man by your account. You strike me as something of an enigma. To your credit, you do often post interesting links containing debauchery and scandal of every variety; but you choose to do so here. It is as if rather than hearing genuine, thought out feedback on the subject matter, you prefer to be regaled by the uninspired profanity of adultolescents.

Nor do you ever miss an opportunity to boringly carry on about one of your "mistresses". If these stories are true, you are morally bankrupt and have no shame. If they are false, you're a clumsy writer with regard to both composition and content.

You know what else? You won't stop with that "teh" shit. If you're twelve years old you're too old for that.




So yeah, here I am.

TruthbTold has been banned to banhalla.

 

[Kulus]

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