Thine King doth command

did the testicles abdicate the man or did the man abdicate the testicles?
 
Thy skills as a verbal jouster rival thy prowess as an astronaut.

Thou mother's an astronaut.

Thou's mother is too drunk to be an astronaut

Drunken mothers in space for the win!

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i hate that alien guy so much....half of sherdog has him as an avatar...fuck him
 
You're just not versed in the Ancient Astronaut theory. If you were, you'd appreciate his tan and hair more.
 
lol, Vick is bringing the lulz. He took crips advice, and it's working wonders for him.
 
Before he was the self-anointed king of the OT he was the self-anointed king of another kind.
 
Well since we have a self professed king I put myself up as the OT's self professed king slayer.

Vic thou hast thought that thine ideas and sexuality were on the straight and narrow but thou hast been mistaken. Thou art a weak and sickly ruler to even try and claim dominace over such an unruly group of warriors and thieves as the OT provides is ridiculous. Though art a puppet gimmick who was contrived by a much more clever lad. Thou art a week immitation of wanting to sound original. I sir would disengage mine guantlet from mine hand and thoroughly proceed to thrash it upon one's face to prove mine point. You sir are a very lady thought gimmick and knights sworn to the realm have no problem ignoring one that is unworthy to assume a crown.
 
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Also why do I have the feeling that this is matt's gimmick?
 
if matt were doing it, it would be even more shakespeare ***gotry than it already is.
 
Well since we have a self professed king I put myself up as the OT's self professed king slayer.

Vic thou hast thought that thine ideas and sexuality were on the straight and narrow but thou hast been mistaken. Thou art a weak and sickly ruler to even try and claim dominace over such an unruly group of warriors and thieves as the OT provides is ridiculous. Though art a puppet gimmick who was contrived by a much more clever lad. Thou art a week immitation of wanting to sound original. I sir would disengage mine guantlet from mine hand and thoroughly proceed to thrash it upon one's face to prove mine point. You sir are a very lady thought gimmick and knights sworn to the realm have no problem ignoring one that is unworthy to assume a crown.

Thou art not fit to slay a sand castle, let alone a King. Wheel thy self to the edge of a cliff and bid us all adieu.
 
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