Thine King doth command

Every Canadian plays guitar dumb ass, way to narrow it down to thirty million or so

sheesh!
 
You're still rolling with this shit? Could you delegate your effort into finding Michigan a new football coach? It would be much more rewarding
 
Victor Ward said:
Thou art not fit to slay a sand castle, let alone a King. Wheel thy self to the edge of a cliff and bid us all adieu.
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This clearly showeth what a poor king thou art. Castles are not kicked over. They art assaulted with siege weapons and an army that a king commands. Even a poor king would knoweth this. Perhaps thou art the court jester who's motley resembles a king? Now juggle for me fool or I shalt have mine steward put thee to the road with all the other peasants.
 
Victor was excited about riding at rings, but then found out it didn't involve another guy and his nether region.
 
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Tesp said:
This clearly showeth what a poor king thou art. Castles are not kicked over. They art assaulted with siege weapons and an army that a king commands. Even a poor king would knoweth this. Perhaps thou art the court jester who's motley resembles a king? Now juggle for me fool or I shalt have mine steward put thee to the road with all the other peasants.
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Thou art too stupid to communicate in words.
 
Your grace, my liege, King,

Surely there are no titles that even begin reflect the true magnificence of our sovereign and unquestioned Leviathan. With sword in one hand and scepter in the other, you stride the earth with absolute command of all below.

I had long considered the seizure and control of these heathen environs; however, after witnessing your elegant and authoritative assumption of power, I know now that I am better used as your vassal.

I hereby offer my temporarily undying allegiance, my solemn and binding oath to serve and protect the the crown for now.

Long life for the King!

-Klein Helmer
 
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Klein Helmer said:
Your grace, my liege, King,

Surely there are no titles that could ever reflect the true magnificence of our sovereign and unquestioned Leviathan. With sword in one hand and scepter in the other, you stride the earth with absolute command of all below.

I had long considered the seizure and control of these heathen environs; however, after witnessing your elegant and authoritative assumption of power, I know now that I am better used as your vassal.

I hereby offer my temporarily undying allegiance, my solemn and binding oath to serve and protect the the crown for now.

Long life for the King!

-Klein Helmer
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Thine allegiance is welcomed and ye shall be rewarded. Protection everlasting and swathes of maidens await. Thou hast quickly separated thy self from the rabble and art well in position to command an army.
 
I think F4E and Goon should come mop the floor with the old english bitches.
 
olde english is about to reach full capacity in this biatch!!!!
 
Fury said:
I think F4E and Goon should come mop the floor with the old english bitches.
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In other words, you want to see an e-fight of sorts that falls into the "so bad it's good" category?
 
Gedanke said:
In other words, you want to see an e-fight of sorts that falls into the "so bad it's good" category?
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I just want more F4E because he makes me laugh. I want more Goon because he pisses everyone off which makes me laugh. The olde english bitches do not make me laugh.

So yes
 
See, I don't think Victor is trolling, I believe he really is a king from the 1200's.
 
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