Thine King doth command

[Kulus]

Thousands of ***got and fuck off posts wiped out by anger and malevolence

 

[Nostromo]

Your grace, my liege, King,

Surely there are no titles that could ever reflect the true magnificence of our sovereign and unquestioned Leviathan. With sword in one hand and scepter in the other, you stride the earth with absolute command of all below.

I had long considered the seizure and control of these heathen environs; however, after witnessing your elegant and authoritative assumption of power, I know now that I am better used as your vassal.

I hereby offer my temporarily undying allegiance, my solemn and binding oath to serve and protect the the crown for now.

Long life for the King!

-Klein Helmer

I see you've cleaned yourself up Herr Helmer. Gone green, dropped the 'e' from your first name, and you look like a real Mormon now. Have you dropped off of the table tennis circuit and gotten yourself a real job or you still banging away on those unpublished screenplays?

 

[poser_pilot6]

Sherdog Mixed Martial Arts Forums - View Profile: TruthBTold


weep now

Whatchoodid.

Iseezit.

 

[Klein Helmer]

TruthbTold has been banned to banhalla.

Sherdog Mixed Martial Arts Forums - View Profile: TruthBTold


weep now

Thousands of ***got and fuck off posts wiped out by anger and malevolence

Oh. Well good riddance, although I had hoped to discuss a few things with him. Several times before we had crossed paths, with rather unpleasant results for the truthster. He swore up and down that things would have ended differently had those exchanges played out "in the ot".

Maybe I shouldn't worry. I've also seen him yammering on about his sherdog ballerness and ability to avoid the ban. Perhaps I'll see him yet.

Edit: It appears I will, as kyokushinPupi has just brought to my attention the fact that the poster I was referring to has not been banned.

I see you've cleaned yourself up Herr Helmer. Gone green, dropped the 'e' from your first name, and you look like a real Mormon now. Have you dropped off of the table tennis circuit and gotten yourself a real job or you still banging away on those unpublished screenplays?

Thank you.

To be honest, I have been out of competitive play for some months now. I tried my hand at a more difficult division, and was often scorched. It left me discouraged, and undoubtedly my game has suffered.

I haven't so much "gotten" myself a real job, as I have had one for years now. I work in the business office of a medical clinic.

And yes, I have still been making efforts to succeed creatively.

But until that pans out (probably won't -___-), I have found an outlet through which I can make money by writing. For several months now I have been writing papers and taking online courses for college students. Thus far, it has been quite the successful endeavor.

 

[Soothsayer]

Tbt down to 0.15 ppd?

Impressive rant control.

 

[Kulus]

lol Sooth look over there.

 

[TheYemeni**]

Tbt is too much of a legend to be banned. Klein helmer just brought it though!

 

[Nostromo]

Thank you.

To be honest, I have been out of competitive play for some months now. I tried my hand at a more difficult division, and was often scorched. It left me discouraged, and undoubtedly my game has suffered.

I haven't so much "gotten" myself a real job, as I have had one for years now. I work in the business office of a medical clinic.

And yes, I have still been making efforts to succeed creatively.

But until that pans out (probably won't -___-), I have found an outlet through which I can make money by writing. For several months now I have been writing papers and taking online classes for college students. Thus far, it has been quite the successful endeavor.

Well we can't all be top table tennis players or successful screenplay writers.

 

[Klein Helmer]

Well we can't all be top table tennis players or successful screenplay writers.

Nope.

Those guys are absolutely ruthless, I don't know if I could ever catch up.

 

[Pupi]

F4e would pwn the shit out of vick with two posts, at the very least he would bring the lulz.

word

Oh. Well good riddance, although I had hoped to discuss a few things with him. Several times before we had crossed paths, with rather unpleasant results for the truthster. He swore up and down that things would have ended differently had those exchanges played out "in the ot".

Maybe I shouldn't worry. I've also seen him yammering on about his sherdog ballerness and ability to avoid the ban. Perhaps I'll see him yet.



Thank you.

To be honest, I have been out of competitive play for some months now. I tried my hand at a more difficult division, and was often scorched. It left me discouraged, and undoubtedly my game has suffered.

I haven't so much "gotten" myself a real job, as I have had one for years now. I work in the business office of a medical clinic.

And yes, I have still been making efforts to succeed creatively.

But until that pans out (probably won't -___-), I have found an outlet through which I can make money by writing. For several months now I have been writing papers and taking online courses for college students. Thus far, it has been quite the successful endeavor.

thats the wrong tbt, jackass. next time try clicking and not believe what people tell you like a 5 year old. now, fuck off. you are worthless

 

[Klein Helmer]

thats the wrong tbt, jackass. next time try clicking and not believe what people tell you like a 5 year old. now, fuck off. you are worthless

Yes, quite right, I have edited my post accordingly.

Unfortunately after your initial statement, you slipped into the banal, hyperbolic, junior high nonsense that has come to characterize this sub forum.

 

[Lead]

Oh. Well good riddance, although I had hoped to discuss a few things with him. Several times before we had crossed paths, with rather unpleasant results for the truthster. He swore up and down that things would have ended differently had those exchanges played out "in the ot".

Maybe I shouldn't worry. I've also seen him yammering on about his sherdog ballerness and ability to avoid the ban. Perhaps I'll see him yet.

Nothing better than a no name plat talking shit on a long time poster that he thought was banned.

Good job.... Klein. :icon_lol:

 

[Klein Helmer]

Nothing better than a no name plat talking shit on a long time poster that he thought was banned.

Good job.... Klein. :icon_lol:

You are incorrect.

I said what I had to say before I thought he was banned. It doesn't really matter though, because he isn't.

Also, congratulations on the black belt thread you made for yourself.

 

[Lead]

You are incorrect.

I said what I had to say before I thought he was banned. It doesn't really matter though, because he isn't.

Also, congratulations on the black belt thread you made for yourself.

WHy thank you. As TBT's gimmick account, I had to flame you there to save my e-cred.


I think a call out thread is in order.

 

[Klein Helmer]

WHy thank you. As TBT's gimmick account, I had to flame you there to save my e-cred.


I think a call out thread is in order.

Well, I've kind of already slapped his face with a satin glove, he can come in here if he wants to.

 

[Lead]

Well, I've kind of already slapped his face with a satin glove, he can come in here if he wants.

I think it's more of a thing that you are so lame that he doesn't even bother to argue with you but he is at least kind enough to flame you through his gimmick account.

You should feel privileged white belt.

 

[Klein Helmer]

I think it's more of a thing that you are so lame that he doesn't even bother to argue with you but he is at least kind enough to flame you through his gimmick account.

You should feel privileged white belt.

Hmm... not buying it.

It seems like you are truly fond of him though, yes?

 

[Lead]

Hmm... not buying it.

You must be truly fond of him though, yes?

Not really. Good poster though.


Also, regarding you.

[YT]9JtEXMklLMI&NR=1[/YT]

 

[Klein Helmer]

regarding you.

[YT]9JtEXMklLMI&NR=1[/YT]

A video of Gollum saying I don't have any friends?

Immaterial. Bland.

Can you offer anything of substance?

 

[Lead]

A video of Gollum saying I have no friends?

Bland. Immaterial.

Can you offer anything of substance?

This is the OT and you are asking for substance.

My follow up-

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