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Low and behold the might, the prestige and alure of the glorious
They're so good, so fun , the perfect ratio of cheese and cracker pour em out and:
Yeah like that ever happens.
In a perfect world one would think this happens but it never does. There's always lone halves with missing other halves
And there in begins the struggle
Nobody wants to eat a half ritz sandwich cracker, it's like making a sandwich with one piece of bread so what do you do?
Put it aside on your arm chair and wait for another half, there's one, put it together
NO
why
because each halve has no cheese on it
It's bad enough they break apart for no reason but they don't break symmetrically (omg I spelled that word right) each half is menacing in it's torment
Now on your arm chair you have two cheese-less crackers that can't make a sandwich
You wait and dig into the box and get a cracker that has only SOME cheese on it
Well you can't make a sandwich until you get another cracker with the same attributes
A full cheese cracker arrives and you can combine it with a no cheese cracker, but can't combine two half cheese crackers
and what about broken crackers? Another can of worms
this is like opening Pandora's Box!!!
Now your arm chair is full of miscellaneous crackers as you try to keep everything sorted but you're quickly running out of real estate. Each rock sends the crackers closer to peril. Cats circle you waiting for their chance.
A delicious treat once full of wonderment and intrigue is lost as soon as you open the package and stick your hand in there.
I just wish they could get their act together in the factory and not put me through this, but nobody complains and we're stuck with the seeds we sow
Funny cheese can both hold and divide at the same time
I'm still going to keep eating these tho
They're so good, so fun , the perfect ratio of cheese and cracker pour em out and:
Yeah like that ever happens.
In a perfect world one would think this happens but it never does. There's always lone halves with missing other halves
And there in begins the struggle
Nobody wants to eat a half ritz sandwich cracker, it's like making a sandwich with one piece of bread so what do you do?
Put it aside on your arm chair and wait for another half, there's one, put it together
NO
why
because each halve has no cheese on it
It's bad enough they break apart for no reason but they don't break symmetrically (omg I spelled that word right) each half is menacing in it's torment
Now on your arm chair you have two cheese-less crackers that can't make a sandwich
You wait and dig into the box and get a cracker that has only SOME cheese on it
Well you can't make a sandwich until you get another cracker with the same attributes
A full cheese cracker arrives and you can combine it with a no cheese cracker, but can't combine two half cheese crackers
and what about broken crackers? Another can of worms
this is like opening Pandora's Box!!!
Now your arm chair is full of miscellaneous crackers as you try to keep everything sorted but you're quickly running out of real estate. Each rock sends the crackers closer to peril. Cats circle you waiting for their chance.
A delicious treat once full of wonderment and intrigue is lost as soon as you open the package and stick your hand in there.
I just wish they could get their act together in the factory and not put me through this, but nobody complains and we're stuck with the seeds we sow
Funny cheese can both hold and divide at the same time
I'm still going to keep eating these tho
