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Get out of here with your runny bullshit cheese
Get out of here with your runny bullshit cheese
You can sandwich that with two regular sized ritz crackers and make mega ritz bits sandwiches
picsWe used to be able to get Ritz cheese sandwich crackers in the UK.
But now all we can get are TUC cheese sandwich crackers.
Probably something to do with Brexit.
I know words. I have the best words.
I know words. I have the best words.
Uninviting, wretched, loathsome, appalling.
It looks poor
YukkyStill haven't landed on the word that feels best tho ... shoot
so close
Yukky
Gag me with a spoon
Barf out
I'm a big wheel down at the cracker factory. We're tied with Allied Cracker in popularity.You're even more disappointing than those crackers
OH WAIT
They are @OeuvrePressure like in awfulness.
That's it.
Moving on
I'm a big wheel down at the cracker factory. We're tied with Allied Cracker in popularity.
Why don't you make like a fat chick on a slip and slide and make everyone around you disgusted to be seen with youWhy don't you make like a wheel and spin on out of here
Why don't you make like a fat chick on a slip and slide and make everyone around you disgusted to be seen with you
I'm like a reverse Pavlov's dog: those crackers induce a vomit- response to the stimulus of seeing themNOW THAT'S HOW YOU DESCRIBE THOSE CRACKERS!!!!
I knew if I pushed you hard enough you would perform for me
Ha ha ha
Jokes on you
I was manipulating you the whole time!!!!
/test
I totally forgot about those things! Do they even make them anymore?
I remember their commercials as a kid