The story of Elvira and Tom Jones

She wanted to hook up with fat Elvis? C’mon...
 
I can't believe Tom Jones got laid.
 
I can't believe Tom Jones got laid.
Wut?

Celebrity
Rock Star
Danced like nobody was watching
Giant big laugh like he DNGAF
was a massive flirt with the ladies at his shows
suspected to be part black with huge dong

Of all the people in history I would be surprised if he was not up there with prime Elvis and Gene Simmons in that department.
 
He quite literally tore that pussy up.
 
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