She's cute to us Sherdoggers, like a little Pomeranian or a Chow Chow or somethin'. Seeing as all us Sherdoggers are massive gigantic men. She would crumble like a matchstick if we even touched her in any sort of sexual way, due to our enormous strength and virility, so it is just not meant to be.
This is why we allow her for be in that Hobbit marriage with that little garden gnome, Benavidez. We can storm their little Hobbit-Hole they live in together in The Shire anytime we want and take her from Benavidez by force with one Ent-sized pimp slap that would turn his tiny face to bone dust. We could even go all Gargamel on them little maw fuckas, turn it into smurf genocide and do the whole damn village just to make a point. But we all came to the consensus long ago that her elbows are too pointy for a 7, and we are too busy fucking blonde Amazonian 10's in the changing room at the gym.