• Xenforo Cloud is upgrading us to version 2.3.8 on Monday February 16th, 2026 at 12:00 AM PST. Expect a temporary downtime during this process. More info here

The Sherdog Megan Olivi Crush Explained

Why do you like Megan?


  • Total voters
    329
She married a manlet, and thus gave hope to all Sherdoggers of a potential better future.
 
She’s a legit 10 in comparison to all the other UFC reporters

You can't be a "legit 10 in comparison." That's not how ranking systems work.

They can be 4's and she can be an 8.
 
She's cute to us Sherdoggers, like a little Pomeranian or a Chow Chow or somethin'. Seeing as all us Sherdoggers are massive gigantic men. She would crumble like a matchstick if we even touched her in any sort of sexual way, due to our enormous strength and virility, so it is just not meant to be.

This is why we allow her for be in that Hobbit marriage with that little garden gnome, Benavidez. We can storm their little Hobbit-Hole they live in together in The Shire anytime we want and take her from Benavidez by force with one Ent-sized pimp slap that would turn his tiny face to bone dust. We could even go all Gargamel on them little maw fuckas, turn it into smurf genocide and do the whole damn village just to make a point. But we all came to the consensus long ago that her elbows are too pointy for a 7, and we are too busy fucking blonde Amazonian 10's in the changing room at the gym.
 
RtijWwyTtWF3uv57o8N39VRyB8XXyixHoXCGxP_oc_k.jpg

5'0" (90 lbs) vs. 7'1" (350 lbs)
Where is the "elbows not pointy" option?
 
She's alright. I'll have her 3rd behind Androl and Brown.
1. Heidi Androl
2. Jenn Brown
3. Megan Olivi
4. Laura Sanko
5. Karyn Bryant
 
Dude no adult that doesn't have a medical issue weighs 90 pounds
 
She s beautiful and is rather classy. And is not some crazy vulgar whore with daddy issues.
 
Married to a UFC contender translates to "available"? ??
The "5'3" translate to available.

It's pretty obvious that if anyone that's not a loser manlet steps to her, she's out of there quickly bro.
 
The "5'3" translate to available.

It's pretty obvious that if anyone that's not a loser manlet steps to her, she's out of there quickly bro.

Poor girl! Nobody but losers courted her, so she had to settle for a UFC contender. I wonder if she still nourishes any hope that some sherdogger will look her way? <Lmaoo>
 
Last edited:
Didn't think to add 'professional' or 'good at her job' to the poll though that is her actual function <Lmaoo>
 
Back
Top