The Sherdog Megan Olivi Crush Explained

[MMACroatia]

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https://forums.sherdog.com/threads/pic-no-diet-for-megan-olivi.3619199/

Lol i remember this

 

[MMACroatia]

I like the shirt and support the cause.

Bad for you

 

[OneManOrgy]

Zhang Weili better looking than Olivi Megan

You must like men, with a heavy jaw line

 

[JohnMandick]

 

[Kidney Punch]

She's cute to us Sherdoggers, like a little Pomeranian or a Chow Chow or somethin'. Seeing as all us Sherdoggers are massive gigantic men. She would crumble like a matchstick if we even touched her in any sort of sexual way, due to our enormous strength and virility, so it is just not meant to be.

This is why we allow her for be in that Hobbit marriage with that little garden gnome, Benavidez. We can storm their little Hobbit-Hole they live in together in The Shire anytime we want and take her from Benavidez by force with one Ent-sized pimp slap that would turn his tiny face to bone dust. We could even go all Gargamel on them little maw fuckas, turn it into smurf genocide and do the whole damn village just to make a point. But we all came to the consensus long ago that her elbows are too pointy for a 7, and we are too busy fucking blonde Amazonian 10's in the changing room at the gym.

This post was already great, but what really earned the like was the Smurfs reference and "maw fuckas". Good on ya.

 

[drbolony]

Why are there 3 separate options to say she's attractive?

 

[SuperNerd]

I want to climb to the top turnbuckle and drop an elbow on this thread.


,,,voted warm

 

[K-Bag]

That never gets old.

 

[MCS]

She's naturally pretty and has young features, figure included. Also seems nice. Makes her a forum 9. Looks like the 3rd best looking girl from a random high school photo.

 

[wanted226]

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that's ok, isn't it?

 

[Sijara Romero]

Since she is married to a Manlet she is obviously accepting of the micropenis, so that is a huge plus for all sherdawggers.

 

[wanted226]

only one Megan and it's not Olivi

/thread

 

[crxer]

But you don't see girls like Megan Olivi? She is some rare unicorn goddess that can only be found in the musty backstages of UFC events?

no, she has a weird rare look, she's not hot af tho lol she's cute tho and original. I do see girls like sanko at the gym all the time tho.

 

[Staph infection]

You know it.
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In this photo she kind of looks like the eyebrow chick that talked that guy into killing himself.

 

[ReadWrite]

She's got the same friendly, cute, pretty, warm, hot vibe that made Gina Carano so popular.

 

[Aluminati]

She kinda reminds me of that actress who plays Dr. Lee Thompkins in Gotham.

Also, Olivi has actual interview skills, unlike Ariel who constantly talks over people and interrupts. Where I'm from, people like that get slapped.

 

[Iron Nick]

Having "Unpredictable" as an option to pick why one likes Megan Olivi has to be one of the most hilarious things i've seen on here, lmfao!
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[Mila is My World]

no, she has a weird rare look, she's not hot af tho lol she's cute tho and original. I do see girls like sanko at the gym all the time tho.

I went to school with about 12 Megan Olvivi's she's so basic and forgettable, you only give a shit because she's in a swimming pool of dogs that is the MMA scene.

 

[ignorant MMA fan]

Poll missing "I'm not gay"

 

[ImLovinIt]

She's annoying and stuck up.