The Sherdog Megan Olivi Crush Explained

[Post 2 Decision]

Olivi is cute but very overrated looks-wise

 

[Mila is My World]

only one Megan and it's not Olivi

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She looks like every average 2005 MTV presenter badly rolled into one person.

Also she has deformed toe-thumbs, (look it up)

 

[Nate banged my mom]

I thought it was for her nice feet?

ankles to wide. That’s a solid pass for me

 

[SHAZAM]

Most overrated female of all time here on the dog. Gina Carano a close second and Valentina 3rd. Wait... Holly Holm is up there too. Holly is 2nd. She's hot because she KTFO Rhonda...

 

[JabToucher]

ankles to wide. That’s a solid pass for me

At least they're not too pointy though!

 

[JonnyBonesPharmacist]

The only pole i want to see her on is mine

 

[Mila is My World]

Most overrated female of all time here on the dog. Gina Carano a close second and Valentina 3rd. Wait... Holly Holm is up there too. Holly is 2nd. She's hot because she KTFO Rhonda...

THANK YOU I posted a non-flattering lighting pic of Valentina and the thread got locked and deleted lol.

Gina Carano is the best out of all of them and she's barely in hot waitress category. There are threads on the front page of this forum with posters saying the Weilli Zhang is 'cute AF'. How starved for women is the MMA community? Holy shit.

 

[Nate banged my mom]

At least they're not too pointy though!

agreed.

And of course I was joking she could have kankles and buñions

 

[Ivancho]

ankles to wide. That’s a solid pass for me

I thought I was the only one who noticed that

 

[KoreanZawmbie]

5'0" (90 lbs) vs. 7'1" (350 lbs)

Damn it just crossed my mind that even the smallest grizzly female bear weighs more than Shaq. Nature is scary.

 

[Local Plata]

I mean, she's not BAD looking ... but I don't think she's super hot or anything.

 

[Vil7]

Olivi is cute but very overrated looks-wise

Damn, that pic killed my Olivirection. Wait, no it didn't. BOYOYOYOYNG!

Olivi is cute but very overrated looks-wise

 

[TheIrishPsycho]

Couldn't tick a single thing,

Honestly, would not bang no matter how much she begged.

 

[KeepItRealist]

She's certainly pretty, but choosing a very unattractive manlet lowers her a great deal in my estimation. Like they say: A relatively attractive or successful guy with an ugly girlfriend or wife has no confidence in himself, the same goes for women.

The only thing that can overcome such a difference in the hotness scale is either money or fame. And Joe didn't have and doesn't have much enough of either as far as I can tell.

 

[Kwic]

Interview in 2010, 5 years before they got married, probably before they started dating:

She looks better in long hair.

 

[wanted226]

She looks like every average 2005 MTV presenter badly rolled into one person.

Also she has deformed toe-thumbs, (look it up)

wow, I knew there was a price to pay for her general glory
I guess I tek everything back... thx for your take on this, too

 

[Ruke Doufus]

She's cute to us Sherdoggers, like a little Pomeranian or a Chow Chow or somethin'. Seeing as all us Sherdoggers are massive gigantic men. She would crumble like a matchstick if we even touched her in any sort of sexual way, due to our enormous strength and virility, so it is just not meant to be.

This is why we allow her for be in that Hobbit marriage with that little garden gnome, Benavidez. We can storm their little Hobbit-Hole they live in together in The Shire anytime we want and take her from Benavidez by force with one Ent-sized pimp slap that would turn his tiny face to bone dust. We could even go all Gargamel on them little maw fuckas, turn it into smurf genocide and do the whole damn village just to make a point. But we all came to the consensus long ago that her elbows are too pointy for a 7, and we are too busy fucking blonde Amazonian 10's in the changing room at the gym.

Too many LOTR references in there to take you seriously as a sherdogger.

Dwarf poser detected.

 

[BEATDOWNS]

5'0" (90 lbs) vs. 7'1" (350 lbs)

 

[YES Cartwheel]

Too many LOTR references in there to take you seriously as a sherdogger.

Dwarf poser detected.

Dammit!

Sleep! Sleeeeeeep!

 

[julmma]

But you don't see girls like Megan Olivi? She is some rare unicorn goddess that can only be found in the musty backstages of UFC events?

Everywhere. She’s the definition of average, brown hair, eyes color, medium height (for a woman) with symmetrical face features that makes her cute and symmetrical body shape that makes her good for introducing to your parents as your future wife.

She kinda reminds me of that actress who plays Dr. Lee Thompkins in Gotham.

Also, Olivi has actual interview skills, unlike Ariel who constantly talks over people and interrupts. Where I'm from, people like that get slapped.

Unfortunate you don’t know Morena Baccarin without the need of googling her, and even worse you don’t know her bc of Firefly...