The Hobbit- why do all the huge heavily armoured orcs have glass jaws?

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  1. samsung51 Banned Banned

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    Watched the third part of the Hobbit, Bard's kid kills them with ease, one arrow from any bow ko's them, and the dwarf guy from the iron hills headbutts them tenderly and they peacefully die.
     
  2. SuwoopBangin Praise Be Unto The Based

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    cuz the hobbit series is shit
     
  3. RoosterShooter Brown Belt

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    because its a movie...
     
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    same reason y bearded fighters have glass chins
     
  5. TronSpecial Blue Belt

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    its a children's book. if you want real orcs, watch lotr 2 battle for helms deep.
     
  6. That Idiot Tibor** Purple Belt

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    It's the same in the LOTR.
     
  7. samsung51 Banned Banned

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    Bilbo takes out a heap of the really big ones by throwing hand sized rocks at them.

    a bit before that, Thorin and one other guy say something like oh its just a hundred goblins, we'll take them, then they show these big ass mutant looking things running in...not sure they could be that weak.

    To those saying its a kids movie, I think the book had the enemies in smaller numbers.

    I think its much the same in LOTR, orcs are still huge and armoured but get dropped by any kind of hit
     
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    You want real orcs? Go to Mordor and fight them.
     
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    Because the characters have super human strength in shit. It's the same shit with anime and other works of fiction.

    Anime and cartoons are the most guilty of this though. You'll see a non action/super power based series with characters easily dodging bullets and defying physics and all sorts of silly shit.
     
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    ''roy nelson and his glass jaw''
     
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    Gym wars. Orcs are all chute box guys
     
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    It's an all around cornball movie.
     
  13. GordoBarraBJJ Steel Belt

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    to paraphrase Jake "The Mus"

    "too much weights, not enough speed work - useless pricks"

    [YT]6eeVH9t2Q04[/YT]
     
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    they train with sapp
     
  15. ThinkGreen Der Übermensch

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    Weak beneath the arm and at the neck.
     
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    Cook the man some eggs woman
     
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    Just saw it today. After five of these movies, it's something you expect going in, but there is always some annoyance over seeing these huge creatures with heavy plate armor getting dropped like children left and right.
     
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    Sometimes. Sometimes I wish they were more grounded into reality though. I'll take the fight scenes in Cowboy Bebop over DBZ anyday :p.
     
  20. samsung51 Banned Banned

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    Its like watching a bunch of fat flyweights taking out hundreds of fully armoured Cain Velasquezs with jabs n shit
     

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