The Goat Duck vs The Old Man.

[Poirierfan]

Most of y'all good lads know how I feel about this turd of a fight, that's no secret. This will be my usual day before prediction thread and why the old man stands a chance.

Stipe has wrestling to counterJon unlike Gane. Even though he's past his prime, Stipe can still crack. Size, he's bigger than Jon. We've seen Jon struggle with far lesser fighters at LHW.

We didn't get a good metric from Jon's fight with Gane and Ganes piss poor none existed shit French wrestling. For as long as it lasted on the feet Jon looked rusty imo, he looked fat and slow. He looks to be in better shape perhaps for this fight.


Prediction: 50/50, but since I despise Jon, that tips the scales for a Stipe victory. Jon's gonna wish he never picked on the old man (wishful thinking on my part).

Edit, Question: If Stipe does get the win, how do you see Jon handling a real lose? Imo with Jon's planetary sized ego he'll be waist deep in whores and cocaine before 1am. They'll be no Jon at the presser, just purple pillows and whores everywhere.

 

[Davidjacksonjones]

I just hope theres fireworks and war, rather than a one sided beat down. May the best man win!!

Also, how did your surgery go?

 

[Poirierfan]

I just hope theres fireworks and war, rather than a one sided beat down. May the best man win!!

Also, how did your surgery go?

Good, there's another problem that has occurred. I see the Dr Monday.

 

[TCE]

InB4 Aspinall is announced as the special guest referee.

 

[Poirierfan]

InB4 Aspinall is announced as the special guest referee.

I watched the presser highlights this morning. The fans were chanting Tommy's name.

 

[Bobby Boulders]

InB4 Aspinall is announced as the special guest referee.

I hope he has a blackjack stuffed in his trousers

 

[Bobby Boulders]

Good, there's another problem that has occurred. I see the Dr Monday.

Get well soon, bud

 

[don't ask]

Good, there's another problem that has occurred. I see the Dr Monday.

oh shit, I hope it's nothing major. I wish you all the best!

 

[Poirierfan]

I hope he has a blackjack stuffed in his trousers

I use to have my grandpa's old leather blackjack when he use to be a cop (wish I hadn't lost it). You don't play with those. Ha

 

[Poirierfan]

oh shit, I hope it's nothing major. I wish you all the best!

It is major. Just fixing my old doctor's screw ups. This is definitely the last. I had a bunch of shit wrong and made worse by a terrible Dr.

 

[don't ask]

It is major. Just fixing my old doctor's screw ups. This is definitely the last.

Fucking doctors. I've heard so many stories like this. But the alternative is cranks, so... yay world?

Anyways, I wish you well with your treatment and recovery.

 

[Bobby Boulders]

I use to have my grandpa's old leather blackjack when he use to be a cop (wish I hadn't lost it). You don't play with those. Ha

I bet that blackjack had been put to use lmao. Old school coppers didn't have the same worries that cops today do

 

[Poirierfan]

@don't ask, if you're ever in Louisiana and you have a hurt neck, don't ever go to this fuckwad. He'll ruin your life and won't call you back. Smdh, yes this is the famous Dr Rubino out of Lake Charles Louisiana. Y'all send him good wishes for me. Lol

 

[Hank Grill]

Aspinal better be in his best behavior, Jons girlfriend got bounced wall from to wall when he got inducted into the hof.

Who knows what beating a 42 yo man will make Jon do to pregnant women, the mother of his children, and Usada testers.

He will retire after this and die to his drug addictions and his many neuroses.

 

[don't ask]

@don't ask, if you're ever in Louisiana and you have a hurt neck, don't ever go to this fuckwad. He'll ruin your life and want call you back. Smdh, yes this is the famous Dr Rubino out of Lake Charles Louisiana. Y'all send him good wishes for me. Lol

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He looks like he's buried a few women in the woods.

 

[nonoob]

I watched the presser highlights this morning. The fans were chanting Tommy's name.

Can't Ever Remember a louder or more enthusiastic ufc chant !

Sorry about the surgery issue.

 

[Poirierfan]

I bet that blackjack had been put to use lmao. Old school coppers didn't have the same worries that cops today do

For sure, shit, my hunting buddy who was a cop around 2000 was still beating people's asses when they'd run. It was safer too. Lol

 

[Poirierfan]

He looks like he's buried a few women in the woods.

Weird dude for sure. He's one of those all brains but socially awkward types. The guy I'm seeing now is younger and taught at Harvard. He fixes people like Rubinos fuck ups.