Movies THE BATMAN (Dragonlord's Review)

If you have seen THE BATMAN, how would you rate it?

  • Total voters
    252
ICHEERTHEBULL said:
You know what? I can totally get behind this. I had my misgiving but was willing to give him a chance due to the fact I was appalled by Heath ledger as joker then seeing him blow it out of the water like it’s name was belgrano. I was extremely impressed, I wasn’t a big fan of bales Batman (he was a great Bruce Wayne) so for me Patterson takes 2nd place on the list of best batmans.



I basically did the same. Was so much better off for it

This made me laugh though

View attachment 912649
Click to expand...

<{you!}>
 
I just saw it a few hours ago and it was alot better than I was expecting.
It's true it is very long but there were multiple points in the movie where
I was like "that was fucking awesome!!"

9/10
 
Zoe Kravitz did fine, but imo her performance was the weakest out of the other major characters by Paul Dano, Robert Pattinson, and Colin Farrell.
 
KnightTemplar said:
When Alfred is helping Bruce with the cipher, he mentions his, "days in the circus". That sounded odd to me until after the movie was over. Then I remembered that, "The Circus" is an old slang term for the British Secret Intelligence Service, MI6.

Later, when Alfred is recovering in hospital, he apologise to Bruce because, "I could teach you how to fight, but I couldn't be the father you needed". This implies that, unlike other versions of the Caped Crusader, it was Alfred and not Ra's al-Ghul who trained Batman. When Bruce makes a snarky comment about Alfred wearing cufflinks monogramed with the Wayne crest, Alfred shuts him down by stating that Thomas Wayne give them to him after Alfred saved his life.

So this movie's Alfred is a certified bad-ass, as much a bodyguard for the Waynes as their butler. He walks with a cane, indicating he's been injured either as a spy or in the service of the Wayne family.
Click to expand...

Serkis nailed it.
 
KnightTemplar said:
Riddler, "All it took was fear, and a little focussed violence".

The couple in front of me keep talking and playing with their phones until I kick the backs of their chairs so hard they nearly fall into the aisle. After that, they STFU and turn the phones off.

#RiddlerWasRight
Click to expand...
The interrogation at the end just looked like an actor trying to be good as or better than joker. Then failing.
 
PRIDEWASBETTER said:
Serkis nailed it.
Click to expand...

Certainly did. There’s something cool though about the fact that every iteration of Alfred seems to involve an actor knocking it out of the park, despite the fact that they all bring something different to the character.

Going back to Alan Napier on the Adam West show to Michael Gough, Michael Caine, Irons, Serkis, and Efrem Zimbalist on the animated series- always a cool character played by good actors.
 
Dano went for it during his Arkham scene with Batman. Absolutely went for it, and you either loved it or felt it was too much. When he realizes Batman isn't on his side the guy just cannot take it and just loses it, lol. Then he starts singing Ava Maria and I'm like, this fucking guy is a nut and I'm glad his ass is in Arkham.

I think it's going to be a performance I appreciate the more I watch the film.
 
KnightTemplar said:
When Alfred is helping Bruce with the cipher, he mentions his, "days in the circus". That sounded odd to me until after the movie was over. Then I remembered that, "The Circus" is an old slang term for the British Secret Intelligence Service, MI6.

Later, when Alfred is recovering in hospital, he apologise to Bruce because, "I could teach you how to fight, but I couldn't be the father you needed". This implies that, unlike other versions of the Caped Crusader, it was Alfred and not Ra's al-Ghul who trained Batman. When Bruce makes a snarky comment about Alfred wearing cufflinks monogramed with the Wayne crest, Alfred shuts him down by stating that Thomas Wayne give them to him after Alfred saved his life.

So this movie's Alfred is a certified bad-ass, as much a bodyguard for the Waynes as their butler. He walks with a cane, indicating he's been injured either as a spy or in the service of the Wayne family.
Click to expand...

There's an official prequel book to this movie:

https://www.audible.com/pd/Before-t...fcf-90198b687a2f&pf_rd_r=Y5E9C7VRGTC0QVVM3FD9

According to a youtube breakdown spoiler of this book, it's stated that Alfred trained Bruce to defend himself. Also that young Riddler was an orphan at the Wayne orphanage.
 
8/10

The good:
Pattison as Batman
Maybe the best on screen Batman stuff...ever.
Penguin
Catwoman

The mediocre:
The overall plot
Gordon
Alfred

The bad:
Pattinson as Bruce Wayne
Pattinsons fucking haircut
The final act

Most disappointing:
The Riddler
 
JackWhite said:
Dano went for it during his Arkham scene with Batman. Absolutely went for it, and you either loved it or felt it was too much. When he realizes Batman isn't on his side the guy just cannot take it and just loses it, lol. Then he starts singing Ava Maria and I'm like, this fucking guy is a nut and I'm glad his ass is in Arkham.

I think it's going to be a performance I appreciate the more I watch the film.
Click to expand...

thought Dano did a great job.

hate to say it, have seen people react that way when things aren’t the way they wanted.. so that scene roped me in.

Now the bit with Riddler and his cell neighbor, didn’t like that so much.
 
6/10 slow, too long, detective element not really too clever. Moive saved by batman's interactions with ridler and the penguin.
 
Was i the only one who was disappointed? As a crime thiller it is a really basic plot with almost no twists and as a batman movie it was ok. Some of the realism was nice and the tech he used seemed possible. My main problem was with the riddler. He just wasnt all that interesting imo. The killings didnt have an effect cause i didnt care about the characters. He was also a little small as batman. I did like that he was batman 85% of the movie. With a different villain I think i would have liked it more. Valcone was miscast as well, that actor had zero intimidation to himself.
 
Saw it yesterday, thought it was pretty good. The opening scene was amazing, but then I thought some of the rest was a bit cringey. The Nirvana song, the line deliveries, the emo Patterson, Farrel being over-the-top with the Deniro impression, the question mark in the cup and bits and pieces a bit too on the nose. It was hard taking the movie seriously for a little while, the costumes and the slightly cartoonish acting of some characters, combined with the gritty realism they were going for just seemed a bit off. First 30 minutes or so I was perplexes by at the high scores, but fans will be fans. However, as the movie went on I found myself settling into it more, and the kinks sorta sorted themselves out. Opening scene, the Riddler, Batman and Catwoman and the story arcs worked well for me. Paul Dano is such an underrated actor and anyone who hasn't seen There Will Be Blood and Prisoners really should.

Also, I got War Room vibes from the Riddler's chatroom...

7.5 score.
 
Last edited:
TrueBias said:
I mean, when did he shine? When he put his hands up? How about when he was in his suit? That couldve been anyone.
Click to expand...

Disagree. Dano's performance even when suited up was excellent. Ironically, it's only when he was out of costume and locked up in Arkham that I thought he went OTT.
 
KnightTemplar said:
Disagree. Dano's performance even when suited up was excellent. Ironically, it's only when he was out of costume and locked up in Arkham that I thought he went OTT.
Click to expand...
Well thats what i mean, it could be anybody.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Latest posts

Forum statistics

Threads
1,280,996
Messages
58,334,119
Members
176,002
Latest member
Shock7

Share this page

Back
Top