It would have been like that Missionary that went to some isolated tribe's island, and got speared as soon as he approached them.These idiots didn't speak the language and were planning on invading a country ruled by war lords. They would have lasted one day. The war lords would have been showing them on social media under arrest demanding a ransom for their release.
Two twisted Texans allegedly planned to invade a small Haitian island with an army of homeless people — to kill all the men so they could enslave the women and kids as “their sex slaves,” according to federal prosecutors.
Gavin Rivers Weisenburg, 21, and Tanner Christopher Thomas, 20, were indicted for conspiracy to murder, maim or kidnap in a foreign country for the bonkers plot “for the purpose of carrying out their rape fantasies,” federal prosecutors announced Thursday.
The accusedphiles “planned to purchase a sailboat, firearms, and ammunition, then recruit members of the [Washington, DC] homeless population to serve as a mercenary force as they invaded Gonave Island and staged a coup d’etat,” the US Attorney’s Office for the Eastern District of Texas said of the island of about 100,000 people.
“Weisenburg and Thomas intended to murder all of the men on the island so that they could then turn all of the women and children into their sex slaves,” the feds alleged.
The pair “undertook numerous overt acts in furtherance of their invasion plan, including making operational and logistical plans” — and even learning Haitian Creole, the feds said.
Weisenburg enrolled in the North Texas Fire Academy to learn “command-and-control protocols” and traveled to Thailand to take sailing lessons, according to the indictment.
Thomas even enlisted in the US Air Force to acquire military skills needed for the murderous takeover, the feds said, with the Air Force involved in the investigation.
He changed his initial station assignment from Ramstein Air Base in Germany to Andrews Air Base in Maryland to be close to potential homeless recruits in the DC area.
oh yeah, and just for good measure...
Both were also charged with persuading a minor to make child pornography, which was found on their devices.
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The online FBI UC probably helped ferment the idea after discovering the two morons, then busted them and patted themselves on the back for preventing it.I’m not a conspiracy theorist but his feels pretty fake. Like either this was a bad joke or the FBI is making this up. It’s obviously a very stupid plan that would only get you killed
I think that’s likely. It’s extra stupid too because that plan was not feasible in any wayThe online FBI UC probably helped ferment the idea after discovering the two morons, then busted them and patted themselves on the back for preventing it.
Exactly what I thought when I read this story.The online FBI UC probably helped ferment the idea after discovering the two morons, then busted them and patted themselves on the back for preventing it.