Crime Texas Creeps Indicted in Wild Plot to Invade Tiny Island to Kill the Men and Use Women and Children as "Their Sex Slaves": Feds

[Michaelangelo]

This is the avg IQ of a congressman

 

[Sweater of AV]

Let's take a look for some laughs.

LOL. The Lord, he delivers.

 

[HelloJapan]

tbf they must've been high as fuck

Once me and my buddies ate a ton of edibles and spent 3 straight days plotting a coup of New Zealand

NZ deserves it.

 

[KnightTemplar]

Way too many evil retards out there

It's not the retarded evil people you have to worry about...

 

[Xanzito]

And i thought i was trippin' when i wondered any ways i could i neutralize Ngannou in a street fight.


Edit - btw, guns, the answer always came down to guns.

 

[KnightTemplar]

Agree. Give them a few tattoos that the locals are sure to love first.

I'm thinking of the first Simon Says...in Die Hard With a Vengeance.

 

[Belaya Smert]

They literally saved these guys from an AIDs diagnosis. That’s unfortunate.

 

[DougieJones]

This is the avg IQ of a politician

FTFY

 

[Devil's_Advocate]

PDF morons deciding to self deport with a chance of euthanasia? Sounds good to me.. adios boys...

 

[KnightTemplar]

PDF morons deciding to self deport with a chance of euthanasia? Sounds good to me.. adios boys...

And it would have made a significant impact on homelessness.

 

[therealdope]

This is what bugs me about government officials, they have zero executive experience. A real world leader with business experience would have said, "let me get this straight, they're leaving the country and goign to try to take over a part of Haiti, and they're taking some homeless with them? What's next on the docket because I think that problem is taking care of itself LMAO".

 

[Ron Mexico]

To be honest, they should have let them try.

2 guys and a handful of homeless recruits against around 40,000 men. I am sure they would have done fine.

 

[AWilder]

Weird, this sounds exactly like the islands this administration likes to visit

 

[Ron Mexico]

Weird, this sounds exactly like the islands this administration likes to visit

Seems like a long way to travel to get your rocks off
Joe Biden would just do it in the comfort of his own home
Showering with your 10yo daughter also saves water

 

[Mr.Maelstrom]

They wanted all Haitian sex slaves? That's the craziest part of the story

 

[shinkyoku]

They did not plan to invade and take ALL of Haiti.
Just a little remote isolated island somewhere, with a few dozen locals.
Lifetime in gen pop with tossed salad man, and good riddance!

 

[Jesus X]

Why’d they arrest them?
Should have let them try , and live-streamed the results. Way better than anything Hollywood put out this year.

I wonder if they were planning to sail from Washington D.C to haiti that is 1300 nautical miles they would have all surely died without any sailing experience. Even sailing from Florida is very dangerous.

 

[LeonardoBjj]

Let's take a look for some laughs.

LOL. The Lord, he delivers.

- They look like the rapists of every horror movie that, happen in a small town full of rednecks.

 

[PainIsLIfe]

I was as laughing my ass off til I got to this part.

Just send them to Haiti. Death is too merciful.

Same. 2 stones just planning a coup with a boat full of homeless people, then the drop the peedoo at the end.

 

[Big Nasty Edison]

What were their sherdog names?