I wish my mind would have cared about me enough to spare me from the finest details of Terminators 3 to 5. Instead... Master Sergeant William Candy, Terminators throwing John Connor ten feet when they're programmed to immediately kill him, nexus points, remember Skynet is Genisys, talk to the hand, Elton John glasses, inflatable Terminator boobs, Earl Boen being made to humiliate his own character, Kripke's basement, John Connor in a dog kennel, John Connor awake and talking with his heart removed or sliced beyond repair like Jason Statham in Crank 2, some dog shit about Sam Worthington getting his brother killed that nobody cares about, Terminators hitting each other with toilets, the Terminator smiling gag that James Cameron deleted with explanation now used three times in one movie, Arnold becoming a T-1000 because why not, John Connor as a Terminator because there was a hero left somewhere that hadn't yet been humiliated or turned into a villain, John Connor wiping out on a motorbike because he can't avoid a deer, Claire Danes went to Top Gun flight academy because whoops we wrote ourselves into a corner, Sarah Connor killed off camera, Skynet captures young Kyle Reese and knows who he is but instead of killing him uses him as a lure for John Connor, most important person in the future now is some chick John Connor didn't remember making out with during spin the bottle in high school...
That's just off the top of my head in three minutes or something.
