Locked STAR WARS: THE RISE OF SKYWALKER v.2

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It's always a great idea to write the second movie in a series BEFORE the first one. That's going to work out well....
 
TLJ Luke threw Obiwan under the bus

ANH Obiwan: The force will be with you, always

TLJ Luke: Nah, I'm gonna disconnect from this shit.

TLJ Luke: Hey Rey, the Jedi suck and one of then who I won't mention by name is responsible for training Darth Vader.

It's always a great idea to write the second movie in a series BEFORE the first one. That's going to work out well....
They wanted to make that May release date. They ended up pushing it to December so it was all for nothing.
 
Obligatory: The Last Jedi sucked.

I still strongly feel that Disney/Lucasfilm screwed up big time with the Star Wars brand with the direction that they chose. They should have continued with the story a few years after Return of the Jedi and just recast all the characters with new actors. In that way, they could have expanded the adventures of Luke, Han and Leia ad infinitum.
No.
Don't expand those fucking characters.
New, fresh, different.
Why do people want the same goddamned thing over and over?
 
Lots of people made this point when tfa was released. But it was defended religiously by star wars fans.
It's a valid point - there really is not point to the rest of the films

She is already way too good/powerful without any training - has bested Kylo, Luke, Elite Guards, resisted mind control (while kylo was able to deceive his master - go figure).

Unless they throw some sort of out there twist it is not really a film to look forward to.
 
Only good star wars movie since ROJ was Rouge one .........


Lucas fucked up the prequel trilogy except for the final fight sequence that was good.

The entire story for the trilogy now had been awful.

Why not just re cast entire thing an pick up maybe a year after Roj just dumb. They ruined the whole thing by....

A. Making it like 25 years after
B. Going with Rian Johnson a writer director tu or whose claim to fame was fucking Looper ............as JJ Abrams wasnt great but at least he stayed true to star wars........ RJ took star wars an ass fucked it till it died.
 
It's a valid point - there really is not point to the rest of the films

She is already way too good/powerful without any training - has bested Kylo, Luke, Elite Guards, resisted mind control (while kylo was able to deceive his master - go figure).

Unless they throw some sort of out there twist it is not really a film to look forward to.

Well that's why it was so shocking that they just offed Snoke. And he was showing powers and had a stigma that could have made HIM the mountain to climb and overcome.

...but then RJ had him be killed easily by the dude who Rey already made her bitch in the first film.

Which brings us to where we are now. Left with nothing but characters who do not have the ability to be challenged or have an arc to develop.

So I fully expect the last movie to just be explosions, lens flares and light sabers with very little risk or substance or story or character development.
 
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Why not just re cast entire thing an pick up maybe a year after Roj just dumb. They ruined the whole thing by....

A. Making it like 25 years after
B. Going with Rian Johnson a writer director tu or whose claim to fame was fucking Looper ............as JJ Abrams wasnt great but at least he stayed true to star wars........ RJ took star wars an ass fucked it till it died.

Dramatic re-enactment of Rian Johnson discussing Star Wars at the wrap party.

 
...but then RJ had him be killed easily by the dude who Rey already made her bitch in the first film.
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They will become equals if the fan shippers get their way.
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#REYLO is a thing.....

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But back on the main topic: Mark just "liked" a tweet linking an article titled: "Mark Hamill outraged, shocked, Tricked by Disney SW!" :LOL: Tell us how you really feel, Mark!
 
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And then this:

REYLO??
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#REYLO is a thing.....

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But back on the main topic: Mark just "liked" a tweet linking an article titled: "Mark Hamill outraged, shocked, Tricked by Disney SW!" :LOL: Tell us how you really feel, Mark!


Much respect for Luke Skywalker!
 
Something like this would be the only way to restore some of the luster that the first two wiped away



I doubt the whole "The force is female" crowd would allow this though.
 
Something like this would be the only way to restore some of the luster that the first two wiped away



I doubt the whole "The force is female" crowd would allow this though.

So chilling and awesome if it happened, in a twilight zone way.

Makes her behavior in the beginning of TFA (wanting to be a rebel/resistance soldier) look like her preparing to be a mole. And yeah her lack of a relationship with Unkar would make sense this way.

And "Luke senses something's not right with Rey" is great.
 
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What the hell is going on with badass C-3P0? Haha, who made this? Fake news but funny

It's all true...

C3PO just had enough and decided to pick up a weapon screw them Skywalkers. (rumor is Rian played him)

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