STAR WARS: THE LAST JEDI

If you have seen STAR WARS: THE LAST JEDI, how would you rate it?

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BAM said:
that plotline was more about showing how the First Order came to power (indifference and self-enrichment) and how the "flame" of the rebellion will be re-lit - class warfare, as is with most revolutions. Further, it enhanced the heavy handed theme about not going in like a reckless hotdog.
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Lol and that was the best plot line they could think of to show these things?
This isn't an either 'this or that' choice. They made the story. Having the resistance get wiped out essentially because they ran out of gas, and Finn and Rose fail their mission because they parked in the wrong spot is just stupid.
 
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She looks mad because her last haircut was interrupted by a bus crash or something.
 
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It's a toss up over who was more pointless: this chick from the old Mad TV show or Vice Admiral Purple Hair.
 
ufcfan4 said:
I like your style.

To be honest, man, when I saw all the lasers shooting at Luke and knew Luke wasn't going to die there, I was just thinking he was going to show he'd become some sort of Keanu-esque figure where he was operating on another wavelength of the force and the blasts wouldn't even touch him.

When he was standing there unscathed and brushed his shoulder off (a little lame but kind of fun for the future gif purposes) my mind was in overdrive as to what he was going to do next. In actuality, I fully expected him to showcase some never-before-seen-Steven-Segal-real-lethal-shit with the force. Like just clenching his fist and crushing whole AT-AT Walkers like a soda can.

What they went with was more of a pulling a Kenobi. Nothing wrong with that but obviously many of us were hoping for Luke to tear shit up.
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Same, man.
After he brushed his shoulder I was thinking "oh shit, old man Luke about to fuck some shit up nowwww"
I wanted to see him like use the force to knock over the Walkers like dominos, and then just get to hacking and slashing.
I didn't hate what they ended up doing...but I wanted to see Luke the force god do something besides drink nasty ass walrus breast milk
 
Rose started out as a decent character and it went downhill from there.
 
MaveDeltzer said:
Saw it and it was...a film.

Film seems to a based around an OJ-esque slow speed pursuit. Probably another once over.

Rey is still very likeable, I thought she should've just gone with Ben. She could helped him deal with his clear need to be loved, while he would help her deal with parents you don't respect and they could be training buddies. Twas not to be. Ben was the best part of the movie, when he mind-called Rey with no shirt that was the only BIG laugh this got from me. Chewy wanting to eat the little furry birds was next up.

Finn was useless as was his hair helmet girl. Poe did things this time and learned that being a self serving dick generally doesn't help your combat force as a whole.

Old Man Luke kept his word, he sure didn't leave that island. Wonder if Hamill asked to be killed off when he found out he was gonna be a bitter hermit the whole time. Now all the original humanoid heroes are gone in the movies or in life...well, we have 3PO.

Would give it like a high D or low C, like me in Algebra from 7th grade through college.


It's like they gathered all these out of touch principals in one place. A place where using the term "sherbro" somehow doesn't make you an embarrassment.
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The plot of the film...

 
Snoke and Phasma are cans.

Any fan of Luke Skywalker got shit on.

That sideshow with Finn and the chubby chick was a waste of screen time.

The silly humor was way overdone.

That Leia wicked witch of the west flying scene was horrible.

This movie appears to have been made by someone who was not a real fan of the franchise.
 
They killed her sister off too quickly

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Is it just me or did they essentially invalidate the events of the OT.. with the way the First Order was able to rise up and dominate.

Then they invalidated the events of TFA. Think about it, the plot of that movie revolved around finding the map to Luke Skywalker. The fact that a map to his location even exists implies that he left a way to locate him just in case his help is needed.

When he does get found, he is indifferent to the Galaxy's needs. He had closed himself off to the Force so he wasn't even aware his BFF Han Solo died. Rey had to give him a spoilerish review of TFA to get him caught up.

At this point I wouldn't be surprised if in episode IX the First Order backs the Resistance into a corner and as they line up the kill shot they say "Psyche! We didn't really want to annihilated you and subjugate the entire Galaxy, we just did this for the lulz. "

I don't get the rise of Snoke either. He looks really old... Old enough to have existed during Palpatine and Vader's reign. Where did he come from? Who taught him the ways of the Dark Side? His existence invalidates the rule of 2. Why did he not get involved in the rise of the Empire?

I can come up with a solution to that quickly: he ruled another Galaxy and drained it of it's resources to the point he had no one left to rule, so he crossed over to this Galaxy to take over.

Why couldn't Disney think of something like that?
 
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