St. Carnal's Pub

[ghostwipe]

6.8 Courics.

I'm sure that's a doozy, whatever it means.

 

[ghostwipe]

I am such a rapist....

 

[wvboy]

I've wanted to move to WV for a while. It seemed like a nice place to me. Both Virginias were cool actually.

It's a nice place to live. There's nothing to do really, but nobody bothers you here. Everybodies laid back and nice. In my opinion, I'd say WV is a little better than VA. The climate's usually nice too.

 

[wvboy]

You're from West Virginia. What else are you supposed to think?

I'm more of a dirt track racing fan myself. Nascar's not that big here suprisingly. We're a dirt racing and football state. We don't have any sports teams so we can really cheer for who we want.

 

[ghostwipe]

It's a nice place to live. There's nothing to do really, but nobody bothers you here. Everybodies laid back and nice. In my opinion, I'd say WV is a little better than VA. The climate's usually nice too.

So it's not full of conservatives and mountain weirdos? VA has both of those....

 

[juanlawnmower]

Well it's better than Utah, in everyone except Bama's mind.

 

[woogie12]

Where's he been anyway?

 

[wvboy]

So it's not full of conservatives and mountain weirdos? VA has both of those....

I'd say we're more of a liberal state. I'd say the North, East, and West are liberal, and the South is conservative. What do you mean when you say mountain weirdos? Yeah there's places where I even won't hang around, but their's only a couple of them. The farther you go south in the state, the more hillbilly we get.

 

[ghostwipe]

Like the guys from Deliverance, and the ones Bubbleboy had in his avatar not long ago.

 

[CarnalSalvation]

Appalachia is actually very pretty. I encountered no rapists.

6.8 Courics is about 17lbs if I remember right.

 

[CarnalSalvation]

Where's he been anyway?

Lets just be glad he's been absent, eh?

 

[wvboy]

Nah, their just big, mean dudes. I worked for a gas company two summers ago as a junior engineer. I dreaded when I had to go out there and tell the guys they were doing something wrong. I always got the feeling that they were two seconds away from caving my skull in with a wrench. There's something about coal mines and gas wells that turn guys scary. I guess I would to if I was underground for twelve hours at a time.

 

[CarnalSalvation]

I thought the whole Southern hospitality thing was a stereotype, but either people are really friendly in the coastal South, or people in Michigan are assholes. Possibly a mixture of both.

I was in South Carolina sitting in the car, and this guy came out of a gas station and waved at me with a big smile. I was thinking "what the fuck is this guys problem?!" but I waved back anyhow. Eventually I came to realize that almost everyone was going to wave at me. I believe it was because of my gorgeous alabaster skin. I was unscorched by their dreadful Southern sun, and thus an object of great lust to the local villagers with my snowy flesh and what not.

 

[fat_wilhelm]

Look, he's from Michigan that's why Wilhelm is Mr CrankyPants here. Michiganders get three choices:

1. The Lions
2. The Tigers
3. The Redwings

You might like hockey more if those were your options. I just don't watch any of them and find happines that way.

You forgot the Pistons and my Wolverines. See, there's five ways by which I find happiness (or unhappiness).

 

[CarnalSalvation]

I did forget the Pistons, and so does everybody else even though they've done some ass kicking recently. You now why? Because they're from Detroit dude. Nobody in their right mind wants anything to do with actually detroit. The donut around Detroit is very shitty too, but in the opposite way.

I'd probably like De-Troi a lot better if I was any good at cold-scores with dope. But I totally look like a cop trying not to look like a cop, so I just can't get off on that one. Shittay.

 

[thethirddiaz]

My take on Southern Hospitality is that people would be more hospitable in the north if it didn't get so fucking cold here.

Carnal, I think the stuff I read on Satanism was taken fromt he Satanic Bible. It was the 9 laws, 11 rules some shit like that. I think most of it was from LaVey and some from his wife.

Funny story coming after this next set. Well, I don't know how funny, story nonetheless.

 

[thethirddiaz]

So I am determining my maxes for a few things today, specifically, pull ups. I tried using a towel and tree last night, vut I don't like it, because I can't seem to find a good branch. So today, I went to the playground down the street to find out how many I can do. Of course little kids and their grandparents and parents were there. I felt like such a creep.

"Look at the pedderass workin on his gunzorz. Someone call the cops."

 

[Zerocrew1984]

Just did.

That's freaking awesome. Next time someone starts bitching about how "I would run, but my ankles sore" or some other sandy-vagina bullshit, I'm making them watch that video.

And I do mean "make".

Was he sore? pfffft.

 

[fat_wilhelm]

I did forget the Pistons, and so does everybody else even though they've done some ass kicking recently. You now why? Because they're from Detroit dude.

Of the teams you mentioned, the Pistons are the only ones who don't play in Detroit.

Red Wings: Detroit
Lions: Detroit
Tigers: Detroit
Pistons: Auburn Hills

People in the metro D area love the Pistons. Perhaps Grand Rapids is a bit different.

 

[Diomedes]

So I am determining my maxes for a few things today, specifically, pull ups. I tried using a towel and tree last night, vut I don't like it, because I can't seem to find a good branch. So today, I went to the playground down the street to find out how many I can do. Of course little kids and their grandparents and parents were there. I felt like such a creep.

"Look at the pedderass workin on his gunzorz. Someone call the cops."