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I'm a member of NAABA (North American Anus Bleachers Association).

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But no, last night I stepped on something that went through my sandal and into my foot. Now walking is a bitch.

Hahahaha. Sucker.
 
Free mma event in my log.
For those who chimed in and helped me out as far as my sparring goes, I suggest you watch and enjoy the fruits of your labor.
 
Quote from Nick Diaz:

"How the hell do you get hurt so much in training? Stop flipping tires and jacking up all these weights."

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Just thought it was kinda funny.
 
So, I should smoke some ganja and then beat the fuck out of a tire for a better "flow" of hammering?
 
You'll get paid in anal beads and like it!

I do actually enjoy using anal beads. The type with the rubber connectors though, not the balls on a string. UG! I use them on ladies though.

But, for the hell of of it, things I've had in my ass:
fingers
a dildo
ginger root

I know, what a dissapointment.
 
It would explain why so many people think 1/4 squats are full squats. Their depth perception is fucked.
 
No. Its just more interesting than typing "double post".

I'd totally fuck an Egyptian chick though.
 
Someone like her, perhaps?

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Smoking before a workout isn't something I like to do. It puts a damper on both the high and the workout.
 
One of the guys from my gym was smoking cigarettes before his fight. He's a nut. He also asked me to teach him the superman punch about 3 minutes before he went out. He used it in the fight and got a knockdown.
 
Smoking before a workout isn't something I like to do. It puts a damper on both the high and the workout.

Right, right.

Now smoking cigarettes is another story. I often take smoke breaks during my workouts. Especially between my last heavy set.
 
One of the guys from my gym was smoking cigarettes before his fight. He's a nut. He also asked me to teach him the superman punch about 3 minutes before he went out. He used it in the fight and got a knockdown.

Now that's what I'm talking about.
 
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