St. Carnal's Pub

[Cap'n]

Of the teams you mentioned, the Pistons are the only ones who don't play in Detroit.

Red Wings: Detroit
Lions: Detroit
Tigers: Detroit
Pistons: Auburn Hills

People in the metro D area love the Pistons. Perhaps Grand Rapids is a bit different.

Hockey still sucks

 

[thethirddiaz]

aw come on, you can find a creepier pedderass than that.

 

[fat_wilhelm]

Hockey still sucks

Your butt smells.

 

[juanlawnmower]

Hockey does suck.

Today was supposed to be max day. Snatch and C&J PR's were supposed to rain down upon me.

But no, last night I stepped on something that went through my sandal and into my foot. Now walking is a bitch.

This shit sucks. That's why I started drinking and watching "Hook" at 12 pm.

 

[Diomedes]

aw come on, you can find a creepier pedderass than that.

Thats the guy that catches the s

 

[juanlawnmower]

Yeah, havne't you watched the last South Park (before this last one).

 

[MatterOverMind]

That's why I started drinking and watching "Hook" at 12 pm.

Not the boo box!

 

[thethirddiaz]

Thats the guy that catches the s

That's right. I've heard of that guy, but I didn't know what he looked like.

 

[CarnalSalvation]

Of the teams you mentioned, the Pistons are the only ones who don't play in Detroit.

Red Wings: Detroit
Lions: Detroit
Tigers: Detroit
Pistons: Auburn Hills

People in the metro D area love the Pistons. Perhaps Grand Rapids is a bit different.

No, when they're about to win big, it's all folks talk about.



And dudes, it's pederast. It refers to a phile with a taste for young boys. Got it?

 

[juanlawnmower]

Not the boo box!

Ru fee oh, Roo fee O, RUFIO.

 

[CarnalSalvation]

That movie made Captain Hook so NAMBLA.

 

[juanlawnmower]

Oh lord, Mr. Wilson (not tay tay this time, you don't get that much respect this time), you don't disrespect smee and the people I love.

 

[CarnalSalvation]

Dude, you're the one who read negativity into NAMBLA.

If it was NAMGLA I might be a member.

 

[juanlawnmower]

.... I'm a cardholder. What's your address again? You, me, Chris Hansen, it's a date.

 

[CarnalSalvation]

Dude, I want to rip Chris Hansens throat out. Or I'd just hold him hostage and demand they bring me a tight bodied 13 year old girl to fuck up the booty.

 

[juanlawnmower]

He fucks up my fun. Next time, you me, CH and a can of CBH have a date.

Let me explain since you don't like my text message nomenclature. We're going to kill Chris Hansen and hiis little girl decoy. The, we will proceed to eat some CBH (with fried eggs of course) and ditch the bitch. Let's fucking do it Mr. Tay Tay.

 

[juanlawnmower]

He fucks up my fun. Next time, you me, CH and a can of CBH have a date.

Let me explain since you don't like my text message nomenclature. We're going to kill Chris Hansen and hiis little girl decoy. The, we will proceed to eat some CBH (with fried eggs of course) and ditch the bitch. Let's fucking do it Mr. Tay Tay.

 

[juanlawnmower]

The double post means I twice as much want to eat CHB.

 

[CarnalSalvation]

CBH is pretty bitching.

I'm not so much for killing the decoy. I say we do n dump. I go first!

 

[juanlawnmower]

I made the plan, and more importanly bought the lube and the CBH and the lube.

CBH & Lube = Shotgun Anus money.