St. Carnal's Pub

[Lusst]

Someone photoshop DILF on Barut's shirt. He can use it as this year's X-mas Card.

Yessir.

 

[Henry Swanson]

*throws milk on sonny*

*melts*

 

[Henry Swanson]

Later boys.

Happy Thanksgiving to the rest of the Jr. Americans.

 

[bacon]

"Happy Birthday Jesus. Thanks for that thing you did back then."

PS. My lawn looks amazing. Thanks again!

Fixed

 

[Barut]

I'm cool with the DILF alteration, but please don't make any other changes to Sara's pics. I don't want to kill any of you.

Thanks for the kind words.

 

[bacon]

 

[Deleted member 130905]

Congratulations Barut! That's awesome.



And good job Sonny for stickying this, I was nervous a mod would shut it down.

 

[Stonebreaker]

And good job Sonny for stickying this, I was nervous a mod would shut it down.

It hasn't been any of the local mods that have shut down the running OT threads. Last I heard, the OT Thread Pruner has yet to be identified.

 

[flak]

Congrats, Barut! Newborns are so dang small, aren't they? First one?

True story -- My son was born around 6 p.m., the nurses took him away for various tests, pressure washing, etc. and brought him back around 8. We held him, fed him, rocked him, etc., and soon hoped he would fall asleep in the crib the nurses had set up in the room.

He didn't.

Around midnight we gave up and let the nurses take him back to the nursery.

They brought him back bright and early the next morning. I was still in my work clothes, wearing shoes, even, sprawled on a sofa bed. I needed a lot more sleep than I'd gotten.

The nurses walk in, bring the baby and one of them tells us in a chirpy way that he looks perfectly healthy and well formed, except that his penis is slightly smaller than normal.

I'm thinking "the kid weighs eight pounds, how can you even tell? Did somebody measure?"

I'm also thinking "great, of all the traits for him to pick up from me..."

I raise myself halfway off the bed and growl "I want you to go back out in the hall, walk back in here and tell me you (I point at the nurse) are from the Guinness Book of World Records and you (I point at another nurse) are from the Department of Enormous Penises, and you need to talk to me about my son."

They didn't seem to get it.

 

[AbdominalSnoman]

Big Brother is modding you.

 

[Deleted member 130905]

It hasn't been any of the local mods that have shut down the running OT threads. Last I heard, the OT Thread Pruner has yet to be identified.

I know, I was just saying good job on stickying it.

 

[mschatz]

cant the good mods...like...talk to the bad mods about not destroying our threads?

 

[mschatz]

There's 74 people viewing the S&P right now, which is more than i think ive ever seen. But theres no posting. what the hells going on?

 

[bacon]

ThEYr'e STealIN owR NowLEDges!!!

 

[takeahnase]

Bored at work?

 

[bacon]

Bored at work?

Clearly.

 

[takeahnase]

Know that you can be fired for surfing teh internet on private matters, it adds an edge to sherdog posting...

 

[Stonebreaker]

I can only wonder at what the "guests" viewing the S&P must think. Perhaps it's for the best that the OT thread got moved to the logs, where no one might accidentally stumble over it.

 

[juanlawnmower]

What should I do for core work today?

No suitcase deads, that was my last core thing.

Only equipment are BB and weights.

 

[juanlawnmower]

Guys, give me a core exercise to do today. Not suitcase deads, I did that as my last core thing. Only equipment is BB/weights.