St. Carnal's Pub

[AbdominalSnoman]

That top shot looks like she has some of Dad's attitude. Nice shirt BTW. Congrats again!

 

[Barut]

That top shot looks like she has some of Dad's attitude. Nice shirt BTW. Congrats again!

She was fucking pissed. She hated the whiny fucks in the nursery and was glad when I told the nurses that she was going with me to stay with her mother.

 

[mschatz]

I'm pretty sure she could match my big 3 total already. God damn it...

 

[woogie12]

Wow she's adorable, congrats man.

 

[Klotz]

DON'T EAT THE BABY!

 

[Henry Swanson]

I already feel sorry for her first boyfriend.

"Hey dad, this is my boyfriend 'Bug', he's a professional grafitti artist."

Barut: "Nice to meet you Bug, come check out my gun collection."

 

[Stonebreaker]

DON'T EAT THE BABY!

I'm very glad to see that I wasn't the only person to have that reaction to that picture. While Barut is lacking his characteristic scowl, but the "CARNIVORE" shirt is a bit unsettling when seen in a nursery.

 

[Henry Swanson]

Someone photoshop DILF on Barut's shirt. He can use it as this year's X-mas Card.

 

[bacon]

It's so rare that I get the opportunity to use this word, but she's adorable. It's got to be surreal to hold your kid for the first time.



In other news....Oatmeal is bad for you...

Q: My Asian girlfriend eats all the carbs she wants and still has abs. I can eat too much healthy oatmeal and lose my abs in a heartbeat! What gives? Is this really a genetic or ethnic heritage difference?

A: Two things here. First, Asians are part of the 25% of the world population that are carbohydrate adapted. Provided they're plain carbs, they can eat them and still remain lean.

Asians can tolerate carbs more because their culture has had agriculture longer than other cultures; they're adapted. (On that same note, perhaps soy is bad for Caucasians but not so bad for Asians. Think about it.) But, most Asians can't tolerate diary. It just hasn't been around long in their diets.

Second, you're not Asian, and oatmeal is the most common food allergen. It comes from the grass family after all.

In 2001 I ran blood work on every single one of my clients using six different labs. Oatmeal always came out as the most frequent food allergen. It can raise cortisol and lead to the storage of fat in the abdominal area.

I'm anti-oatmeal, especially for Caucasians. Quinoa may be a better choice.

This was taken from todays T-nation article. The man being interviewed is Charles Poliquin.

 

[Stonebreaker]

I already feel sorry for her first boyfriend.

"Hey dad, this is my boyfriend 'Bug', he's a professional grafitti artist."

Barut: "Nice to meet you Bug, come check out my gun collection."

I think that we already had this conversation about Fatty when his daughter was born. Young Barutette might be the safer bet, though, as Fatty's raw-strength intimidation factor might have diminished some fifteen years into the future, while guns, if anything, get scarier the older the person holding them is.

 

[Henry Swanson]

It's so rare that I get the opportunity to use this word, but she's adorable. It's got to be surreal to hold your kid for the first time.



In other news....Oatmeal is bad for you...



This was taken from todays T-nation article. The man being interviewed is Charles Poliquin.

That shit rings true for me.

 

[Standard]

I fucking love that shirt haha

 

[Stonebreaker]

Allergic to oatmeal?

Asians are "adapted"?

WTF?

 

[mschatz]

I think im going to make a "carnivore" t-shirt

 

[Henry Swanson]

Allergic to oatmeal?

Asians are "adapted"?

WTF?

Well from what I see in my family we're all pretty carb tolerant, but can't handle dairy at all.

 

[bacon]

Someone photoshop DILF on Barut's shirt. He can use it as this year's X-mas Card.

Outstanding idea, Sonny.

It is my dream that all Christmas cards be acerbic slaps across the faces of the recipients. Teh wife and I just started thinking about what ours will be this year.

I believe a good Christmas card should say, "Fuck your couch.....and merry christmas, or whatever."

 

[Henry Swanson]

"Happy Birthday Jesus. Thanks for that thing you did back then."

 

[bacon]

Sonny is highly evolved.

 

[woogie12]

He would be if he wasn't canadian. It offsets his asian evolution.

 

[Standard]

*throws milk on sonny*