St. Carnal's Pub

[Lusst]

We sort of broke my son from his crib-crying by just ignoring him. If he's already been fed, burped and changed, then there are few reasons he is crying, other than for attention. I believe the term is "Self Soothing" or some shit.

 

[Zerocrew1984]

We sort of broke my son from his crib-crying by just ignoring him. If he's already been fed, burped and changed, then there are few reasons he is crying, other than for attention. I believe the term is "Self Soothing" or some shit.

yeah i've heard that you sometimes need to do this and after a few weeks they will grow out of the attention crying.

 

[fat_wilhelm]

Tannah sleeps from 8:00 til 8:00 (minimum). Last week, Courtney was gone both Saturday and Sunday morning and Tannah let me sleep until 10:30 both days. It was awesome!

 

[bacon]

Bacon sleeps 90% of the day. He only shits outside and he can hold his piss all day if he has to.

So tell me.....why do I need kids?

 

[Standard]

Just brought my grippers into the office today, it really is fun to watch how the #1 can just destroy a man's ego, or how the #3 squeezes back...

 

[fat_wilhelm]

So tell me.....why do I need kids?

Because you can't fight off teh wife forever.

 

[Zerocrew1984]

If you like singing, this was a cool movie...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zehUxE3_R0U

 

[bacon]

Because you can't fight off teh wife forever.

True. I'm hosed.

 

[Zerocrew1984]

True. I'm hosed.

and she's mexican, so you better expect at least 5 kids,.

 

[bacon]

We, as in me and my band, have decided to keep our current name, "The Racket". The Canasian band of the same name can kiss our asses. Why should we change our name? They're the one's that suck.

Zero,
We're only having two kids. Even if it means I have to stand in front of a high powered radar signal.

 

[wvboy]

I'd rather have a litter of little Bacon's than a kid.

 

[Lusst]

I'd rather have a litter of little Bacon's than a kid.

Anybody in there right mind would take 10 english bulldogs over children...

You can't sell the children for $2k a pop that easily.

 

[wvboy]

Anybody in there right mind would take 10 english bulldogs over children...

You can't sell the children for $2k a pop that easily.

That's what I'm talking about. Then again, a bulldog can't do the dishes or take the trash out either.

Here is the real question: What attracts women more, an english bulldog or a child?

 

[Zerocrew1984]

Here is the real question: What attracts women more, an english bulldog or a child?

Depends on what kind of woman you want.

 

[bacon]

Bacon won't be making any puppies. Nuts are gone. Teh "coin purse" is all that remains.

 

[Lusst]

Bacon won't be making any puppies. Nuts are gone. Teh "coin purse" is all that remains.

Pics?

 

[wvboy]

Depends on what kind of woman you want.

Just an average chick. Not slutty, but not a prude either.

 

[bacon]

When it comes to getting chicks....I would think that having a dog around would be waaaaay easier than having a kid.

But that's just me.

 

[thethirddiaz]

Just ate some pumpkin butter. Same consistency as apple butter. Fucking delicious. Shh, don't tell the D&S.

 

[bacon]

Pumpkin is good for you. No need to keep the secret.