St. Carnal's Pub

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I saw the departed at the theater. Thought it sucked a bit. But I rented it later and really enjoyed it then.
 
She is going to be one scary looking old bitch when she's about 50.
 
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I think that's pre-boob job but still pretty hot. Except she's dumber than Jessica Simpson.
 
I ate a brownie today, and a bunch of other shit just to get my calories up. My body needed it. I'm sore and injured in a couple of places.
My general philosophy is to eat a lot when I'm injured so my body isn't trying to prioritize whether to fix the damage, repair muscle, or store if I undercut the calories.

As far as candy goes, I eat peanut butter candies occasionally (PB MMs, Reeces, PB truffles, etc) but almost never eat ice cream. That is what Muscle Milk, ice, and a blender is for.
 
I took a two week break from lifting and 2 days ago did a heavy clean and press session. The second day after the workout and I feel worse than the day after the actual workout... I hate the delayed soreness onset crap.

And I'd really like to eat some peppermint ice cream, it's only out during christmas time and now.
 
I picture the bathroom in St. Carnal's Pub to have two of those long piss troughs along either wall, with those tiny piss flies all over them, and a half-empty bottle of Heineken lying sideways in one of them, and a stall at the end of the short wall with no door, no toilet seat, and no toilet paper, and a 40-year old, long-ago broken condom dispenser next to the yellow sink.
 
Kelly Pickler is gorgeous, she just needs to learn not to talk about subjects she is ignorant on, i.e. damn near everything.

Departed and Bourne Ultimatum are great movies, which there aren't enough of anymore, so watch them soon.

This pub will not have a Heineken because Heineken sucks. Guinness or some cheap light beer I suppose would be fitting.
 
My friend's wife works for Tempur-pedic and is hooking me up with a queen-sized bed and base for $900. I'll be saving a bit more that $1100 on the model. I'm pretty excited. I heard they suck for sexing women due to the lack of rebound action, but teh wife just had a baby so it's not like sexy time will return for a while anyway.

I'm fucking tired gentlemen. Sara has decided to only sleep in our bed and the constant fear of rolling over on her keeps me from sleeping very well.

UK football is fucking awesome. Rugby can lick my sack. I'm fucking tired of the brits and other eurotrash fucks spreading their pervasive anti-american agenda on this otherwise patriotic board. I'm here to broker a deal: You can have ALGORE, nobel peace prize winner and inventor of the internets, in exchange for hooking me up with some sweet psychedelics. Deal?
 
Sonny said:
Jelly Fish > Deer Meat
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I've had jelly fish.

I've also had whale and dolphin for school lunch one time. And raw horse meat is the specialty around here, though it's chewy as fuck. Raw red meat is not something you want to chaw on for several minutes, it gets nasty.

Oh, and fugu, the "poisonous" blowfish thing. Tasted just like regular blowfish, if you know what I mean. :icon_neut
 
The thing with having the baby sleep with you is that if you're not careful, she'll grow up thinking that your bed is her bed, and before you know it, you are raping your fist for the next couple of years.
 
Lusst I thought that was going in a MUCH worse direction. My heart almost stopped and I envisioned Barut killing you...
 
I made a type of co-sleeper, but Sara likes sleeping with her mom. It looks like I'm fucked amigos.
 
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