Movies SPIDER-MAN: HOMECOMING v.2 (Dragonlord's Review)

If you have seen SPIDER-MAN: HOMECOMING, how would you rate it?


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Who was Tyron Woodley supposed to play (and was then cut once he announced it) in Homecoming?

- The gym teacher?
- The principal?
- One of the Shockers?
- Miles Morales' uncle?
- Aunt May?
- A cop that arrests Vulture?
- The voice of the AI?
 
Who was Tyron Woodley supposed to play (and was then cut once he announced it) in Homecoming?

- The gym teacher?
- The principal?
- One of the Shockers?
- Miles Morales' uncle?
- Aunt May?
- A cop that arrests Vulture?
- The voice of the AI?
I think Tyron was going to play one of the thugs, probably in the boat scene.

Tyron said he was going to play a villain: “I was going to play a villain in the movie and I think I was going to be fighting Spider-Man.”
 
I think Tyron was going to play one of the thugs, probably in the boat scene.

Tyron said he was going to play a villain: “I was going to play a villain in the movie and I think I was going to be fighting Spider-Man.”

That's too bad since GSP is in the MCU now ;)
 
Comic movies have some low fucking standards now a days but considering how it felt like a kids film

Ummmm, I think I know why funny MCU movies are your favorite....

It very clearly was a kids movie. It wasn't made so adults ponder the existential dilemmas of being part spider, it was made to sell toys to kids. Just like the comic books that inspired it.

I don't know why you would go into a movie about a half-man with spider-like superpowers called "Spider-Man" expecting anything BUT a kids movie, but just a heads up:

Comic book movies are completely made for children with the hopes that the adults bringing these children enjoy it too. Don't go to MCU movies expecting anything different.

Spider man is one of my favorite characters and i expected better from the mcu

It's a fucking teenager who shoots webs because he was bitten by a radioactive spider. If you think that's a story made for adults, I don't think you're an adult yet.
 
It very clearly was a kids movie. It wasn't made so adults ponder the existential dilemmas of being part spider, it was made to sell toys to kids. Just like the comic books that inspired it.

I don't know why you would go into a movie about a half-man with spider-like superpowers called "Spider-Man" expecting anything BUT a kids movie, but just a heads up:

Comic book movies are completely made for children with the hopes that the adults bringing these children enjoy it too. Don't go to MCU movies expecting anything different.

It's a fucking teenager who shoots webs because he was bitten by a radioactive spider. If you think that's a story made for adults, I don't think you're an adult yet.

I disagree with Spider-Man (or any comic book movie) having to strictly be a kids movie. With Homecoming, you can probably make that case but more because of how young this Spider-Man is and not because it's Spider-Man. For instance, sticking (pun absolutely intended) with the Spider-Man franchise, I enjoyed and still enjoy watching Spider-Man 2 (the Raimi one, of course) and I am in my late 30's. I wouldn't say that was strictly made for kids (although kids were able to enjoy it). Also, just because it's made for kids, it doesn't mean it's above criticism (don't listen to George Lucas). Pixar has shown us that you can make stuff that appeals to both kids and adults if you take it seriously and put some serious effort into the production. I liked Homecoming fine but for some reason, I found it forgettable. It's one of those rare cases where I wouldn't even get into an argument with someone who loved the film. Everything was well made (I liked Holland's performance for the most part) and there were some great moments in it. Maybe it was because the plot felt a little like it was made for TV. I just didn't feel all that invested in the characters.

I wouldn't say all comic book movies are made for kids. I would hesitate showing the Dark Knight to very young kids and I would definitively not show them Deadpool.
 
Saw it last night for the first time. Loved it! It truly is the greatest Spider-Man movie, although I’ve only seen the San Raimi directed trio and not the films starring Garfield.

Great action, fantastic comedic timing(the quips! Quips everywhere!!!), a solid cast (Keaton would have stolen the show but Holland is perfect as Peter). I didn’t like the portrayal of Flash, if that version of Flash tried to bully ME in high school he would have had a rude awakening, and I was no tough guy. He did a great job being a dick and I laughed a couple of times, just wasn’t the physically imposing jock Flash I expected. No big deal though.

Also, Marisa Tomei is a stone fox. But the actress that played Liz. Ohhhh myyyy god. Marry me.
 
Late to the party. I loved it, yeah there are some flaws but overall I think they did a really good job. Easily the best comic book movie of the year thus far.

I wasn't too happy when they ditched Andrew Garfield but Tom Holland was an excellent choice as his replacement.
 
Saw it last night for the first time. Loved it! It truly is the greatest Spider-Man movie, although I’ve only seen the San Raimi directed trio and not the films starring Garfield.

Great action, fantastic comedic timing(the quips! Quips everywhere!!!), a solid cast (Keaton would have stolen the show but Holland is perfect as Peter). I didn’t like the portrayal of Flash, if that version of Flash tried to bully ME in high school he would have had a rude awakening, and I was no tough guy. He did a great job being a dick and I laughed a couple of times, just wasn’t the physically imposing jock Flash I expected. No big deal though.

Also, Marisa Tomei is a stone fox. But the actress that played Liz. Ohhhh myyyy god. Marry me.

why dont you have a seat over here.
 
why dont you have a seat over here.
Lucas, I'm 29 and Laura Harrier is 27. I know you're getting on up there in age, but jeez man, I can easily picture you with a walker, yelling at teenagers to get off your lawn.
 
Lucas, I'm 29 and Laura Harrier is 27. I know you're getting on up there in age, but jeez man, I can easily picture you with a walker, yelling at teenagers to get off your lawn.

Get off my metamucil
 
I disagree with Spider-Man (or any comic book movie) having to strictly be a kids movie.

If you think that's what I said you completely missed my point. A "strictly for kids movie" would be Gnomeo and Juliet.

With Homecoming, you can probably make that case but more because of how young this Spider-Man is and not because it's Spider-Man.

If you think someone came up with comics about a man with spider powers for a reason other than kids, you're crazy. The character is, and always has been, intended for kids. Anyone who expects deep philosophical exploration or heavy emotional fare from a story about a kid in spandex fighting vulture and rhino-men with webs, doesn't know what they're looking at.

For instance, sticking (pun absolutely intended) with the Spider-Man franchise, I enjoyed and still enjoy watching Spider-Man 2 (the Raimi one, of course) and I am in my late 30's.

I'm sure a lot of 40 year olds enjoyed it too. That doesn't change the intent of the character or the movie. The goal wasn't "let's make sure adults really feel this" it was "let's make sure every 10 year old is Spidey for Halloween and asks for him at Xmas".

I'm not defending it or saying it's a noble, artistic endeavor, nor am I saying it's campy, capitalist shit. I'm just saying anyone faulting comic book movies for being "kiddy" or humorous has no idea what they went to see.

I wouldn't say that was strictly made for kids (although kids were able to enjoy it).

This is framing it completely backwards. It's a movie for kids that adults are able to enjoy. Not a movie for adults kids can enjoy.

Also, just because it's made for kids, it doesn't mean it's above criticism (don't listen to George Lucas).

Never even remotely implied that.

M Pixar has shown us that you can make stuff that appeals to both kids and adults if you take it seriously and put some serious effort into the production.

Anything can be appealing to everyone if it's done well. That doesn't change who the character is or who he was intended to appeal to.

I wouldn't say all comic book movies are made for kids. I would hesitate showing the Dark Knight to very young kids and I would definitively not show them Deadpool.

You're talking about 1 movie directly intended for adults with the darkest comic book character there is, and a character who's entire appeal is being too coarse for children.

A teenage kid running around in spandex stopping armed robberies with spider webbing is not, nor has it ever been a character made to appeal to adults. Come on guys.

Like the movie, hate the movie, just don't complain about comic book movies because they're too funny or too kiddy. That's assinine. That was my point here.
 
Ummmm, I think I know why funny MCU movies are your favorite....

It very clearly was a kids movie. It wasn't made so adults ponder the existential dilemmas of being part spider, it was made to sell toys to kids. Just like the comic books that inspired it.

I don't know why you would go into a movie about a half-man with spider-like superpowers called "Spider-Man" expecting anything BUT a kids movie, but just a heads up:

Comic book movies are completely made for children with the hopes that the adults bringing these children enjoy it too. Don't go to MCU movies expecting anything different.



It's a fucking teenager who shoots webs because he was bitten by a radioactive spider. If you think that's a story made for adults, I don't think you're an adult yet.

Ya we already saw that movie and spider man is no longer a teenager in the comics and even saying that spider man is the only person cracking jokes in the comics, that's his thing. Not every is a fucking comedian. Movie was dumb
 
They were going to a magnet school for gifted STEM students- modeled after the prestigious Bronx Science Academy in NYC. The social dynamics and racial demographics represented in the movie reflect the reality of life there- extremely diverse ethnicities of tremendously bright kids. Flash in this movie bullies Peter SOCIALLY, because he is in higher standing at that school. These schools dont have revolve around football teams and jock worship so it makes sense. If you have children or relatives going to school in diverse neighborhoods today you'll know the "alphas" come in all shapes and colors nowadays.

Its especially delicious how many triggered cucks came to this thread to complain about "agendas" being rammed down their throat and unable to enjoy the movie because it defies the tired tropes of the 80's they grew up watching. Particularly @TheStruggle whining once again about SJW's curbstomping his fragile sensibilities and forcing him into his safespace.

wahhh wahhhh muh liberal agenduh

Your post is dumb as fuck and does not make the film any less fucking stupid
 
Ya we already saw that movie and spider man is no longer a teenager in the comics and even saying that spider man is the only person cracking jokes in the comics, that's his thing. Not every is a fucking comedian. Movie was dumb

....what?! Too busy reading comics in English class? What the fuck are you even trying to say?

Your post is dumb as fuck

"Ya we already saw that movie and spider man is no longer a teenager in the comics and even saying that spider man is the only person cracking jokes in the comics, that's his thing. Not every is a fucking comedian."
 
....what?! Too busy reading comics in English class? What the fuck are you even trying to say?



"Ya we already saw that movie and spider man is no longer a teenager in the comics and even saying that spider man is the only person cracking jokes in the comics, that's his thing. Not every is a fucking comedian."

Went over your head and you obviously have shitty taste in movies so I'm not gonna break it down for you. You go enjoy your nickelodeon films
 
This was a passable Spider-Man movie. Better than SM3 and on equal footing with ASM 1&2. Holland was to me, unremarkable.

But he wasn't given much to do, really. Take away Uncle Ben, his inner conflict (new powers/responsibility) and reduce Aunt May to a piece of ass and all you've got left is a smart aleck kid with a six pack. Not his fault.

Best parts of the movie were the Queens Ny backdrop (his real stomping grounds), a few of the little supporting character work, and Michael Keaton as Vulture: For me, the most effective Marvel villain since Loki.

Stark/Iron-Man at the expense of Uncle Ben, basically, was not welcome.
 
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