Americkur, this is not the way someone who actually describes a real person, describes a real person....especially someone they know on a deep, intimate level...it's just so...fake.
"HUGE natty boobs" "9 face" this is not a real person, who you are close with. When you KNOW someone like this, you don't type this way, because you actually know them & they are human. This is the way a immature person someone describes someone they don't know or have mentally put on a pedestal.
Usually liberals are better at being deceitful than this. You are authentically about as inauthentic as it gets. Stop lying & be yourself