So I shared dickpics with my dad

Tentacle

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By mistake. Yes by mistake. I know I will have accusations of trolling thrown at me and fuck you.

I was at the gym and doing deadlifts n shit and when I check my phone I see notifications my dad+2 others(one friend but who is a bit of a dick and a girl I I went to class with years back) have seen an album I shared with them with Google Photo. I didn't even know I had that app on the phone or that all pictures in my camera roll were saved in that app as well(and in the extension on the google cloud). Now I have an old ass Sony Z1 that I barely use except for calling, texting and snapping a few dickpicks now and then. Apparently(I guess) the screen look didn't lock when I was at the gym and the fucking thing shared an album. And I didn't even know the phone ordered the pictures in albums but apparently it did and the one I shared included some holiday pics, a pic I took on some tax return papers(nothing sensitive really) and two pictures with a sexual nature, one with me penetrating a lady and another one getting blown by the same woman. I didn't understand the damage done until I got home and logged onto Google on my computer and realized what I had shared. I panicked and wrote the girl on fb saying that I shared some pictures by mistake and asked for her not looking at them(She said she realized it was a mistake and she said she didn't look...). Wrote to my friend as well and he hasn't responded, it doesn't really matter though. Then I called my dad and I told him that I shared some stuff by mistake including some shit of personal nature and he responded "its cool, I have seen your dick before when you were a kid, too sad it hasn't grown much since)".

Shit stressed me out. I'm having a whiskey now.


cliffs:

Share dickpics with dad and others by mistake. Get roasted by dad.
 
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Your dad fucking flame broiled you.
 
Great job. Your dad is gay now

Who are we kidding here. Your dad was always gay.
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Lmfao...your dad owned you
 
your dad is awesome for that roast

you should get him on here
 
By mistake. Yes by mistake. I know I will have accusations of trolling thrown at me and fuck you.

I was at the gym and doing deadlifts n shit and when I check my phone I see notifications my dad+2 others(one friend but who is a bit of a dick and a girl I I went to class with years back) have seen an album I shared with them with Google Photo. I didn't even know I had that app on the phone or that all pictures in my camera roll were saved in that app as well(and in the extension on the google cloud). Now I have an old ass Sony Z1 that I barely use except for calling, texting and snapping a few dickpicks now and then. Apparently(I guess) the screen look didn't lock when I was at the gym and the fucking thing shared an album. And I didn't even know the phone ordered the pictures in albums but apparently it did and the one I shared included some holiday pics, a pic I took on some tax return papers(nothing sensitive really) and two pictures with a sexual nature, one with me penetrating a lady and another one getting blown by the same woman. I didn't understand the damage done until I got home and logged onto Google on my computer and realized what I had shared. I panicked and wrote the girl on fb saying that I shared some pictures by mistake and asked for her not looking at them(She said she realized it was a mistake and she said she didn't look...). Wrote to my friend as well and he hasn't responded, it doesn't really matter though. Then I called my dad and I told him that I shared some stuff by mistake including some shit of personal nature and he responded "its cool, I have seen your dick before when you were a kid, too sad it hasn't grown much since)".

Shit stressed me out. I'm having a whiskey now.


cliffs:

Share dickpics with dad and others by mistake. Get roasted by dad.

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This is the first thread that it was actually physically difficult to click on
 
once when i was 19 my coworkers saw my dick pics on my phone when i left it lying around, they picked it up and were taking selfies with it. then they went to the album to see it, and the pictures right before theirs were pov pics of my gf jerking me off

luckily i was a myspace pro of using the most flattering angles possible, so they all kept making jokes that i had a monster dick

i felt really proud and grateful that i didnt have a phone lock on my droid razr 2

then someone got jealous and showed off by sharing his dick pics a few weeks later and he legit had a 3rd leg massive dick and everyone forgot about me :(:(:(
 
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your dad is awesome for that roast

you should get him on here

Yeah he is funny as fuck. I've made a couple of other threads about him before but they got lost when they updated the forum.

What's make it extra funny is that he is right(I'm not packing an anaconda) but he still says it lol. I responded, after some conversation so it wasn't a snappy comeback, that I inherited his shit genes and the fucking old man responds "I think your mother fucked the mailman".
 
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once when i was 19 my coworkers saw my dick pics on my phone when i left it lying around, they picked it up and were taking selfies with it. then they went to the album to see it, and the pictures right before theirs were pov pics of my gf jerking me off

luckily i was a myspace pro of using the most flattering angles possible, so they all kept making jokes that i had a monster dick

i felt really proud and grateful that i didnt have a phone lock on my droid razr 2

then someone got jealous and showed off by sharing his dick pics a few weeks later and he legit had a 3rd leg massive dick and everyone forgot about me :(:(:(
Where the fuck do you work that its ok to share dick pics?
 
I panicked and wrote the girl on fb saying that I shared some pictures by mistake and asked for her not looking at them(She said she realized it was a mistake and she said she didn't look...).

Oh she looked. I mean, she might not have at that point, but she definitely looked after you said that. This lady now knows what your dick looks like, you can be sure of that.

Just so you know for future encounters. Don't be awkward.
 
With a name like tentacle, I knew there'd be porn involved.
 
At least your father and son incest won't lead to gay mutant babies.





I'll allow it.
 
just tell him you are medication for when that shit flares up, and not to worry.
 
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