So I broke up with my 18 year old girlfriend of 4 months yesterday...

[Brunswick Blake]

She's only 18 and I would imagine you're young too. Go find a new women.

I'm 29.

 

[Brunswick Blake]

calm down badass. his threads about this girl were more popular than anything else in mayberry has been. why not post about it? i dont think hes cutting his wrists. just posting. relax.

Yes, this. Thank you sir.

 

[Brunswick Blake]

does this mean my inbox will soon be the host of some raunchy pics? lol.

What's in it for me?

 

[Brunswick Blake]

Atleast you gave her plenty of time to find a new date for prom

Good one.

 

[Big Sissy]

So did you catch her texting other guys? What happened? Im imagining it wasnt the sex and you probably knew she was immature so what happened all of a sudden?

 

[ZappBrannigan]

Deary diary


Hope you didn't spend alot on Xmas gifts broseph

 

[Lost]

waiting for more details.

 

[808Darce]

So, you're only 29. I thought you were 34 I have a few years on you. Winter break at most high schools is ending soon. You should have a new 18 year old pretty quick.

 

[lordsai]

lol knew this would not last

 

[Cool Hand Luke]

Blake, you're a good dude, just keep drinking til you pass out. Tomorrow is a new day and a new opportunity.

 

[fightingrabbit]

does this mean my inbox will soon be the host of some raunchy pics? lol.

This.

 

[Big Sissy]

Im betting hes texting her right now and theyre arguing

 

[TriangleMan]

I bet he's gonna bounce back with her and do the whole on-and-off gay shit.

 

[iThrillhouse]

I did not see this coming

 

[Brunswick Blake]

So did you catch her texting other guys? What happened? Im imagining it wasnt the sex and you probably knew she was immature so what happened all of a sudden?

It was nothing like that. She was a really cool girl. Probably going to end up being my lifetime high-water mark as far as hot/cool/likable girls go.

She was just dependent. She got lazy when we started dating. I tried to break up with her a few weeks ago, telling her she needed to get a job, but she never really acted on it. Paying for everything all the time gets old.

On top of that, I realized that I had sort of unplugged myself from my peer group because of our relationship. That seemed unhealthy.

Deary diary


Hope you didn't spend alot on Xmas gifts broseph

I spent nothing. No one has received a Christmas gift from me in 29 years.

Blake, you're a good dude, just keep drinking til you pass out. Tomorrow is a new day and a new opportunity.

I'm sad, but not because I feel helpless or anything like that. I just really wish I could have met this girl a few year down the line.

 

[MC3521]

Move to Spain and get a 14 year old. Legal there.

I wouldn't drink and write too much because then you wake up with dubs or a ban. Lol

 

[Lost]

Move to Spain and get a 14 year old. Legal there.

I wouldn't drink and write too much because then you wake up with dubs or a ban. Lol

damn thats gross.

 

[big perken**]

Move to Spain and get a 14 year old. Legal there.

I wouldn't drink and write too much because then you wake up with dubs or a ban. Lol

Legal or not that is fucked up.

 

[MC3521]

damn thats gross.

Yep. Trust me, go to St Tropez or Malaga and your definition of gross will change.

Lol.

 

[Fishmonger]

Taken 3: Adventures in Spain