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What the hell does it do?
if you have a wet dream it keeps you from giving yourself a money shot
What the hell does it do?
I've never poked myself in the eye. My wife claims I have hit her while we were sleeping while I was tossing and turning which I do a lot. So I guess there is a better chance I might poke her in the eye while sleeping.
I lost.you should buy the boxing gloves and try to knock some fucking sense into your brain.
After I had my corneal transplant I had to wear special a special patch for a good week and a half so I didn't poke my eye or anything when I slept.
Also fun fact about that surgery, you end up getting a recently deceased persons cornea. Its a little creepy knowing that I have a dead persons cornea in my right eye
That would suck, need to get those Riddick eyes, they're foul proof.After a laser surgery you've basically damaged the fuck out of your eyes, so a mild rub while sleeping because it's not feeling right would destroy your new pair of well working eyes.
Good one :icon_cheeYou see dead people? Hurr
That's what i am wondering....i have NEVER EVER done that before...When i hit the hay i close my eyes and i am dead body...no movement what-so-ever.How the fuck do you poke yourself in the eye?
When you get a check up and the doctor whacks your knee to check for reflex and gets you to close your eyes then touch your nose, he's probably checking for something wrong. Maybe you get bonked on the head or get a fever that damages some brain cells, then end up having involuntary movement while sleeping.
That's gross and scary..i am glad your eye is cool thoughAfter I had my corneal transplant I had to wear special a special patch for a good week and a half so I didn't poke my eye or anything when I slept.
Also fun fact about that surgery, you end up getting a recently deceased persons cornea. Its a little creepy knowing that I have a dead persons cornea in my right eye
You sure he's dead?After I had my corneal transplant I had to wear special a special patch for a good week and a half so I didn't poke my eye or anything when I slept.
Also fun fact about that surgery, you end up getting a recently deceased persons cornea. Its a little creepy knowing that I have a dead persons cornea in my right eye
I lost.
But seriously, just wear a fucking motorcycle helmet to bed. Or glue your hand to your face to block the eye pokes ala three stooges style.