Simple question: Like Skywalker, or Darth Vader?

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Who's your pick?
And why?

I go with Darth. He may be evil but he's badass cyborg.

Luke's good but a bit of a whiny bitch.

 

[Zer]

Gotta be Darth. I've always been Team Empire. I hate the rebels

 

[NightwingBJJ]

Darth Vader, he is cooler.

 

[jmag]

 

[Death By Samson]

Who's your pick?
And why?

I go with Darth. He may be evil but he's badass cyborg.

Luke's good but a bit of a whiny bitch.

This is true, but he has nothing on the young Darth Vader (Anakin). In fact, watch the prequels and you can see that Luke had a genetic predisposition to be a whiny little bitch.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

At least from that brief little shot at the epic end of the new SW, he looks like a reborn badass.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

This is true, but he has nothing on the young Darth Vader (Anakin). In fact, watch the prequels and you can see that Luke was genetically predispositioned to be a whiny little bitch.

Indisputable fact!

 

[BisexualMMA]

"But I was gonna to go to the Tachi station to pick up some pooooower converters..."

Whiny, yeah, but by Return of the Jedi, he was a badass himself. And now he's like an old Jedi god dude. I'll be Luke, especially because it means I don't have to be burned alive.

Old Luke can still pull any chick in the galaxy. Vader probably had them all wet with his Barry White voice until he took off the mask and looked like an avocado had sex with an older, more disgusting avocado. Plus his dick was probably burned off too.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Gotta be Darth. I've always been Team Empire. I hate the rebels

"They... They blew it UP?! What the hell is an aluminum falcon? I hadn't even finished paying for it, do you have any idea what this is gonna do to credit rating?'

 

[BisexualMMA]

This is true, but he has nothing on the young Darth Vader (Anakin). In fact, watch the prequels and you can see that Luke was genetically predispositioned to be a whiny little bitch.

Young Anakin was like a combination of the lead singer from A Simple Plan and King Joffrey.

 

[Thrawn33]

Vader by Force Choke.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

"But I was gonna to go to the Tachi station to pick up some pooooower converters..."

Whiny, yeah, but by Return of the Jedi, he was a badass himself. And now he's like an old Jedi god dude. I'll be Luke, especially because it means I don't have to be burned alive.

Old Luke can still pull any chick in the galaxy. Vader probably had them all wet with his Barry White voice until he took off the mask and looked like an avocado has sex with an older, more disgusting avocado. Plus his dick was probably burned off too.

You make some good points.
Now we will discuss the location of the hidden Rebel base...

 

[Death By Samson]

Young Anakin was like a combination of the lead singer from A Simple Plan and King Joffrey.

I actually have no idea who either of those people are.

 

[BisexualMMA]

I actually have no idea who either of those people are.

Anakin Skywalker in song form:

 

[Death By Samson]

"They... They blew it UP?! What the hell is an aluminum falcon? I hadn't even finished paying for it, do you have any idea what this is gonna do to credit rating?'

 

[KnightTemplar]

Who's your pick?
And why?

I go with Darth. He may be evil but he's badass cyborg.

Luke's good but a bit of a whiny bitch.

Vader by Old Man Strength.

 

[KnightTemplar]

Gotta be Darth. I've always been Team Empire. I hate the rebels

My Explosive and Athletic friend

 

[Talent]

The one that trained from youth in the Jedi Temple and served as an apprentice to Obi Wan and later the Sith Lord. Not the who spent some time in a swamp as an adult before fancying himself a Master.

 

[Lovestorm]

If we factor in Hayden Christensen ruining Darth Vader then i'd favor Luke. If we go by the original trilogy(and maybe Clone Wars and Rebels) then i'd pick Vader.

 

[Pixelated Porn]

Who's your pick?
And why?

I go with Darth. He may be evil but he's badass cyborg.

Luke's good but a bit of a whiny bitch.

Um, Who is the emperor's bitch? Vader
Whose bitch is Luke? No one.
Who almost got some sweet secret sister poontang? Luke.

Oh noz, I just shit on your parade.