Simple question: Like Skywalker, or Darth Vader?

[Pixelated Porn]

Luke was the chosen one, was he not? I'm just saying he was bland. Vader, in all forms, was at least interesting.

How so? His only real good scenes were good because of the other characters in them. His best scene in star wars was when he fought Obi-wan.
His best scenes in Empire were the fight with luke and the dinner table scene.
In Return, it was the battle at the end.

Luke had the trash compactor scene, destroying the death star, training with yoda, fighting the yeti, taking down the giant ass walker, falling to perhaps his death rather than join the darkside, choosing being fried instead of choosing the darkside, But yet it was possible he could choose the darkside, pimping the shit out of the giant thing at jabba's and fucking up all jabba's shit, chilling out in a futuristic jacuzzi

Luke had the arc of noob to master. He made Vader leave the darkside. He also destroyed the death star and the empire.

Luke is bar none the best character in star wars followed by Han Solo. Darth was very one dimensional until the very end.

PS - I refuse to recognize anything other than the first 3 unmodified star wars movies.

 

[Thrawn33]

Key word is ALMOST. Shit I kissed my sister and you don't see me acting like I smashed it

And Vader actually did smash Natilie Portman....raw

Then choked a bitch when she was disloyal.

 

[Pixelated Porn]

Darts is awesome, but they need to tweak is light sabre technique a little bit. Lumbering Robbie the robot style won't work anymore. If they're going young Darth I want to see some high level samurai shit.


Not this:

This is exactly where you are wrong. This battle right here is all about the dialogue. Look at these weapons, how else are you going to fight with them. Each swing is perhaps death.

And the first fight with Vader vs Luke is awesome because darth is just chilling and luke is trying his hardest and can't do shit.



But also, this speed looks beautiful and is teh most ascetically pleasing.

 

[Anung Un Rama]

This is exactly where you are wrong. This battle right here is all about the dialogue. Look at these weapons, how else are you going to fight with them. Each swing is perhaps death.

And the first fight with Vader vs Luke is awesome because darth is just chilling and luke is trying his hardest and can't do shit.



But also, this speed looks beautiful and is teh most ascetically pleasing.

Samurai swords also equaled death.
Kenobi and Quigon exhibited super speed in the 1st prequel. Yoda looked like a hummingbird on meth. Meanwhile Vader, one of the GOAT Jedis is slow as shit.

 

[Darwinambrosius]

PS - I refuse to recognize anything other than the first 3 unmodified star wars movies.

Then I guess you don't really want to have this discussion. I'll say that look, in terms of action was cool, but he was so lame in every other way. Like his farm gets razed and he's just like, "meh."

 

[toaa]

I prefer Return of the Jedi Luke. He's much more mature, bests Vader at the end of the film, redeems him, and has truly become a Jedi.

 

[highkicknomore]

Luke might be boring but he blew up Death Star and besmirched Jabba and his gang.

Vader didn't do crap besides choke his own dudes and got surprised by Han. Vader is Sage level while Luke is Jones level.

 

[Mr Mojo Lane]

Key word is ALMOST. Shit I kissed my sister and you don't see me acting like I smashed it

If my sister looked like a young Carrie Fisher, I would have flown her to the West Virginia galaxy and smashed her good.

 

[the ambush]

How so? His only real good scenes were good because of the other characters in them. His best scene in star wars was when he fought Obi-wan.
His best scenes in Empire were the fight with luke and the dinner table scene.
In Return, it was the battle at the end.

Luke had the trash compactor scene, destroying the death star, training with yoda, fighting the yeti, taking down the giant ass walker, falling to perhaps his death rather than join the darkside, choosing being fried instead of choosing the darkside, But yet it was possible he could choose the darkside, pimping the shit out of the giant thing at jabba's and fucking up all jabba's shit, chilling out in a futuristic jacuzzi

Luke had the arc of noob to master. He made Vader leave the darkside. He also destroyed the death star and the empire.

Luke is bar none the best character in star wars followed by Han Solo. Darth was very one dimensional until the very end.

PS - I refuse to recognize anything other than the first 3 unmodified star wars movies.

I think you can justifiably make a case Darth Vader is more iconic than Han or Luke. Vader is widely considered one of the best antagonists/villians in movie history.

 

[Pixelated Porn]

Then I guess you don't really want to have this discussion. I'll say that look, in terms of action was cool, but he was so lame in every other way. Like his farm gets razed and he's just like, "meh."

Really??? Darth Vader is not in the prequels and we can talk about Vader where he really exists in ep 4-6

Samurai swords also equaled death.
Kenobi and Quigon exhibited super speed in the 1st prequel. Yoda looked like a hummingbird on meth. Meanwhile Vader, one of the GOAT Jedis is slow as shit.

1)

This is a real weapon completely unrealistic. If you are doing more damage than a flesh wound, your sword would slow down as you cut into meat, bone. organs, tendons, and gristle.
I very highly doubt real samurai battle looked like this. People dropping dead from flesh wounds???
If anything could be learned from Monty Python and the Holy Grail it is that flesh wounds ain't shit.

2) I just want to re-iterate from the post you quoted, I do not accept anything in star wars other than the unaltered original trilogy.
So yea, the fights in ep1 were dumb as fuck. It does not take away from ep4-6.
So saying that because they showed super fast and slow in ep1 somehow takes away from 4-6 fights is ridiculous.
Just because something is done like shit in prequel does not mean we have to time travel to the future and change 4-6 to make sense.

3) "Samurai swords also equaled death" not always. You can get a stab wound from a samurai sword, while it seems like a light saber would just put a huge ass hole in your as it is energy and not metal. Of course you can get a hand chopped off.

I guess what I am saying is that a light saber is more lethal even if lightly hit. A light saber would do many times more damage than a vorpal sword or even a +5 holy avenger.

I think you can justifiably make a case Darth Vader is more iconic than Han or Luke. Vader is widely considered one of the best antagonists/villians in movie history.

And Luke and han are some of the best heroes of all time.
Shit, Han has one of the most famous lines in movie history "I know"

If my sister looked like a young Carrie Fisher, I would have flown her to the West Virginia galaxy and smashed her good.

If my sister looked like Carrie fisher now I would gut her and sleep inside her warm belly all snuggled up with intestines

 

[the ambush]

Really??? Darth Vader is not in the prequels and we can talk about Vader where he really exists in ep 4-6



1)

This is a real weapon completely unrealistic. If you are doing more damage than a flesh wound, your sword would slow down as you cut into meat, bone. organs, tendons, and gristle.
I very highly doubt real samurai battle looked like this. People dropping dead from flesh wounds???
If anything could be learned from Monty Python and the Holy Grail it is that flesh wounds ain't shit.

2) I just want to re-iterate from the post you quoted, I do not accept anything in star wars other than the unaltered original trilogy.
So yea, the fights in ep1 were dumb as fuck. It does not take away from ep4-6.
So saying that because they showed super fast and slow in ep1 somehow takes away from 4-6 fights is ridiculous.
Just because something is done like shit in prequel does not mean we have to time travel to the future and change 4-6 to make sense.

3) "Samurai swords also equaled death" not always. You can get a stab wound from a samurai sword, while it seems like a light saber would just put a huge ass hole in your as it is energy and not metal. Of course you can get a hand chopped off.

I guess what I am saying is that a light saber is more lethal even if lightly hit. A light saber would do many times more damage than a vorpal sword or even a +5 holy avenger.



And Luke and han are some of the best heroes of all time.
Shit, Han has one of the most famous lines in movie history "I know"

Vader giving the order for the carbon freeze process shut up Han, didn't it?

 

[Pixelated Porn]

Vader giving the order for the carbon freeze process shut up Han, didn't it?

White actor in blackface, not cool bro.

 

[Loiosh]

Luke was just inefficient with his energy.

Best use of this quote ever.

 

[Loiosh]

Samurai swords also equaled death.
Kenobi and Quigon exhibited super speed in the 1st prequel. Yoda looked like a hummingbird on meth. Meanwhile Vader, one of the GOAT Jedis is slow as shit.

You ever play Bushido Blade?

I haven't played it in forever but it was awesome.

Sword fighting where if you hit the guy, he'd dead.

 

[Death By Samson]

Best use of this quote ever.

 

[Jack Reacheround]

Are you asking which one I'd rather fuck? Luke Skywalker.

 

[Anung Un Rama]

You ever play Bushido Blade?

I haven't played it in forever but it was awesome.

Sword fighting where if you hit the guy, he'd dead.

Used to play it with my roommate in college. Loved it.


Just finished Utopia. Very cool. Wish it was less abstract, but for SyFy channel it was exceptional.

 

[the ambush]

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