"SHOOPER OF THE YEAR" 2020 VOTING THREAD!

[AleYeah]

Since Iron Skin and Arqueto are leading the polls (deservedly so imo) here's the shoop of them I made for the ISL finals.

Funny as hell then, funny as hell now.

 

[Draxton]

Boop

 

[propain14]

 

[Draxton]

Have you all ever seen 8 year old me in my wrestling outfit? The league took out pictures to make sports cards with and it had our stats and everything in it.

 

[PurpleStorm]

I would normally write individualized messages but my father is in the hospital with Covid and things are not looking good. I am not in a good mindset right now. It's terrible.

Mahalo to all of you for your mahalos. It's my pleasure being here amongst great people. I'm honored.

BWR. Senor Shooptastic.

You have brought us all so much joy. Much appreciated brother.

Sending thoughts and prayers your way.

 

[Draxton]

Shout out to @bigwaverider and poppa wave.

 

[Myrddin Wild]

An average of six people die every day of alcohol poisoning, and most are not binge-drinking college students, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention reported Tuesday.

In fact, according to the report, 76 percent of them are aged 35 to 64, and three of every four are men. Their deaths are largely tied to binge-drinking, with those episodes averaging a staggering eight drinks per binge. That level of consumption soaks drinkers' brains in enough alcohol to affect mechanisms that control breathing, heart rate and body temperature, and sometimes causes death, the report found[/USER]

Did you get lost? Teh fook are you doing in here?

Alcohol has effects, both short-term and long-term, on almost every single
organ of your body. Overall, the evidence suggests that there is no “safe limit” –
in fact, the risk of damage to your health increases with each drink of alcohol consumed.

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Actual scientific studies are extremely clear that a glass or 2 of wine every day certainly does have health benefits.

Isn't there a passage in the bible where Jesus turned water into wine? You should probably review that one.

You and Conor are great role models. Aaaaaahahahhaaaaaa

• • 1,825 college students between the ages of 18 and 24 die from alcohol-related unintentional injuries, including motor-vehicle crashes.19
    
    
  • 696,000 students between the ages of 18 and 24 are assaulted by another student who has been drinking.20
    
    
  • 97,000 students between the ages of 18 and 24 report experiencing alcohol-related sexual assault or date rape.20
    
    
  • Roughly 9 percent of college students meet the criteria for AUD.21
    
    
  • About 1 in 4 college students report academic consequences from drinking, including missing class, falling behind in class, doing poorly on exams or papers, and receiving lower grades overall.22

If hell is real you buddy are going there aaaaaahahahhaaaaaa

Breaking news: Kids fuck up & do stupid shit.


Wow... I didn't see that coming.

RIP
3. It is a sin to cause another person to stumble into alcohol addiction
Romans 14:20 “Do not destroy the work of God for the sake of food. All food is clean, but it is wrong for a man to eat anything that causes someone else to stumble.”

If a mature Christian’s freedom causes a person to fall headlong into sin then it is wrong. This is not a warning for people who walk in grace to be stifled because they are worried about legalistic Christians criticizing them. This is a warning to make sure that we never destroy the work of Christ in a believer’s life by abusing our freedom.

Fun fact... the returned Jesus is a drinking buddy of mine & after the author of the bible, (Emperor Constantine's people) corrupted his message for their own agenda of controlling their empire... he's obviously not a Christian. He's more of a Taoist than anything... but he still pretty much follows his own code of conduct like he always has.

Oh yeah, & he doesn't preach his ways to people who don't ask to hear it. That's a good one for you to wrap your head around.

Sorry to be so blunt but sometimes it's best to just rip off the bandaid. Good luck to you & may my drinking buddy bless you. (if that's what you're into)

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[AleYeah]

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How have I never seen this before?!? Amazing. That’s a 10 on the Stone Cold Scale.

 

[ZOD66]

Did you get lost? Teh fook are you doing in here?

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Actual scientific studies are extremely clear that a glass or 2 of wine every day certainly does have health benefits.

Isn't there a passage in the bible where Jesus turned water into wine? You should probably review that one.



Breaking news: Kids fuck up & do stupid shit.


Wow... I didn't see that coming.

Fun fact... the returned Jesus is a drinking buddy of mine & after the author of the bible, (Emperor Constantine's people) corrupted his message for their own agenda of controlling their empire... he's obviously not a Christian. He's more of a Taoist than anything... but he still pretty much follows his own code of conduct like he always has.

Oh yeah, & he doesn't preach his ways to people who don't ask to hear it. That's a good one for you to wrap your head around.

Sorry to be so blunt but sometimes it's best to just rip off the bandaid. Good luck to you & may my drinking buddy bless you. (if that's what you're into)

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You know very good that is impossible for 90% people to stop on 1 or 2 glass of alcohol.

 

[ZOD66]

Avoid alcohol altogether so that you do not undermine your own immune system
and health and do not risk the health of others.
Stay sober so that you can remain vigilant, act quickly and make decisions with
a clear head, for yourself and others in your family and community.

 

[Volador]

Avoid alcohol altogether so that you do not undermine your own immune system
and health and do not risk the health of others.
Stay sober so that you can remain vigilant, act quickly and make decisions with
a clear head, for yourself and others in your family and community.

Just relax and get shitfaced once in a while. Jesus would want it that way:

When the wine was gone, Jesus’ mother said to him, “They have no more wine.”
“Woman, why do you involve me?” Jesus replied. “My hour has not yet come.”
His mother said to the servants, “Do whatever he tells you.”
Nearby stood six stone water jars, the kind used by the Jews for ceremonial washing, each holding from twenty to thirty gallons.
Jesus said to the servants, “Fill the jars with water”; so they filled them to the brim.
They did so, 9 and the master of the banquet tasted the water that had been turned into wine.
What Jesus did here in Cana of Galilee was the first of the signs through which he revealed his glory; and his disciples believed in him.

Source: teh Bible

 

[ZOD66]

Just relax and get shitfaced once in a while. Jesus would want it that way:

When the wine was gone, Jesus’ mother said to him, “They have no more wine.”
“Woman, why do you involve me?” Jesus replied. “My hour has not yet come.”
His mother said to the servants, “Do whatever he tells you.”
Nearby stood six stone water jars, the kind used by the Jews for ceremonial washing, each holding from twenty to thirty gallons.
Jesus said to the servants, “Fill the jars with water”; so they filled them to the brim.
They did so, 9 and the master of the banquet tasted the water that had been turned into wine.
What Jesus did here in Cana of Galilee was the first of the signs through which he revealed his glory; and his disciples believed in him.

Source: teh Bible

Nobody can stop on 1 or 2 drinks. In couple years body need more alcohol to feel drunk and more and more.... Better not start at all.

“Do not get drunk on wine, which leads to reckless indiscretion. Instead, be filled with the Spirit.”—Ephesians 5:18

“Let us behave decently, as in the daytime, not in carousing and drunkenness, not in sexual immorality and debauchery, not in dissension and jealousy.”—Romans 13:13

 

[Volador]

Nobody can stop on 1 or 2 drinks. In couple years body need more alcohol to feel drunk and more and more.... Better not start at all.

Well, you clearly have never had a drink in your life if you believe that lol. You live in Bosnia? Just relax and have some rakija and then get back to us brah.

 

[ZOD66]

Well, you clearly have never had a drink in your life if you believe that lol. You live in Bosnia? Just relax and have some rakija and then get back to us brah.

I drink beer from 2006 till March 22 2015. First I start with 1 but end drinking 2 liters every day watching soccer games in 2014 World Cup in Brazil. I stop 2015 and never in my life I drink rakiju whiskey and other alcohol drinks, thank God. Now I live life making 0 mistakes, save money, training boxing every Monday Wednesday Friday 2 hours since March 5 2016, Covid I got this year stop me little in training but I am continuing soon when I am still young.

 

[Draxton]

I drink beer from 2006 till March 22 2015. First I start with 1 but end drinking 2 liters every day watching soccer games in 2014 World Cup in Brazil. I stop 2015 and never in my life I drink rakiju whiskey and other alcohol drinks, thank God. Now I live life making 0 mistakes, save money, training boxing every Monday Wednesday Friday 2 hours since March 5 2016, Covid I got this year stop me little in training but I am continuing soon when I am still young.

That’s called being an alcoholic. Not everyone is lien that and almost all people can stop at just 1-2 drinks.

 

[ZOD66]

That’s called being an alcoholic. Not everyone is lien that and almost all people can stop at just 1-2 drinks.

Maybe in USA but here after war 1992-95 all are alcoholics.

 

[Myrddin Wild]

You know very good that is impossible for 90% people to stop on 1 or 2 glass of alcohol.

I'm not aware of that study... please link me.

The returned Jesus certainly isn't in that catagory... he can polish off a 12 pack a night if he wants... and often doez... so your dogma isn't even correct. Teh fook are you doing in here like this anywayz. This is completely off topic. Go make a thread in the OT or some shit & let us degenerates carry on.

Now I live life making 0 mistakes

HA! You've fallen into one of the biggest traps of mankind! Thinking you know what's best for everyone else & imposing your pov onto people that don't want to hear it. Just because you found the best way to live your life doesn't mean that it works for anyone but you. Write that on your fridge & quit being such a self indulged elitist prick.

do you honestly think that after Jesus gets done fighting demonz all day that he wants to return to a heaven filled with a bunch of metrosexual pussies that try & tell him how to live his life? Fuck no... the heaven he wants is way more like Valhalla... & they best be keeping plenty of extra kegz on tap.

One of the main tenants the returned Jesus teaches is to only spread your knowledge when asked... & I don't recall anyone asking. If someone does, then take it to a PM & quit bothering me during my new years eve bender.

 

[BigTruck]

Just relax and get shitfaced once in a while. Jesus would want it that way:

When the wine was gone, Jesus’ mother said to him, “They have no more wine.”
“Woman, why do you involve me?” Jesus replied. “My hour has not yet come.”
His mother said to the servants, “Do whatever he tells you.”
Nearby stood six stone water jars, the kind used by the Jews for ceremonial washing, each holding from twenty to thirty gallons.
Jesus said to the servants, “Fill the jars with water”; so they filled them to the brim.
They did so, 9 and the master of the banquet tasted the water that had been turned into wine.
What Jesus did here in Cana of Galilee was the first of the signs through which he revealed his glory; and his disciples believed in him.

Source: teh Bible

 

[Myrddin Wild]

Just relax and get shitfaced once in a while. Jesus would want it that way:

I can attest to that. I know the returned Jesus very well & I've had to help him walk straight on more than one occasion.

each holding from twenty to thirty gallons.
Jesus said to the servants, “Fill the jars with water”; so they filled them to the brim.
They did so, 9 and the master of the banquet tasted the water that had been turned into wine.
What Jesus did here in Cana of Galilee was the first of the signs through which he revealed his glory; and his disciples believed in him.

Source: teh Bible

30 gallons of wine... soundz like him.

haha... I guess Constantine didn't fuck up that part of the bible.

@ZOD666 The Returned Jesus certainly doesn't have a problem with drinking... lol... that's actually one of his jamz.

 

[Deleted member 405583]

Reading the past couple of posts and had to check the thread title 3 times like
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